Does the fashion of the times have any benefit spiritually? No.
Can we accept worship like Jesus?
No. Such a thing does not apply to mankind. For we are not God (who alone is to be worshipped).
Can we die upon the cross for mankind's sins and rise from the grave to conquer death and ascend into Heaven to be man's Heavenly high priest? No. Such a thing does not apply to mankind. For we are not God (who is the Saviour of mankind).
Can we use a parable like Christ and like the Canaanite woman? Yes. Jesus was able to speak in such a way whereby only his disciples were able to hear and understand Him. So Christ speaking in parables had an actual purpose or benefit for his followers. Furthermore, Jesus commended the faith of the Canaanite woman and healed her daughter of being possessed by a devil that very hour all because she was able to make a real world example or parable of her own (that expounded upon the parable Jesus had said to her).
In fact, you can read the encounter between Jesus and the Canaanite woman here for yourself (if you don't believe me).
“Then Jesus went thence, and departed into the coasts of Tyre and Sidon. And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou Son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil. But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs. And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.”
(Matthew 15:21-28).
So do you honestly expect me to believe there is no benefit to speaking in parables? Not a chance, my friend. I believe you do not want to admit that believers can use parables because you are afraid deep down that it will expose OSAS to be a lie to you, my friend.
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