Local Christian Loudly Proclaims How Little He Cares About Super Bowl

[tulc]

Local Christian Loudly Proclaims How Little He Cares About Super Bowl

LITTLE ROCK, AR—Local believer Randy Bedford is loudly telling everyone around him how little he cares about the upcoming Super Bowl, sources confirmed.


“Oh, is that this weekend? I wouldn’t know. I don’t follow secular sports. I’m busy with spiritual things,” the man said obnoxiously as a friend asked him if he was going to his church’s Super Bowl party after the service, according to witnesses.

ok...this MAY sound a lot like me to my friends. Seeing as how several of them have sent this link to me. Today.
tulc(once watched half of a Super Bowl...ok it was 10 minutes but it FELT like hours!)

 

[Hank77]

Don't bother me now, I'm watching the Super Bowl!

 

[S.O.J.I.A.]

no need for all the fanfare but yeah....whatever.

 

[dreadnought]

Local Christian Loudly Proclaims How Little He Cares About Super Bowl

ok...this MAY sound a lot like me to my friends. Seeing as how several of them have sent this link to me. Today.
tulc(once watched half of a Super Bowl...ok it was 10 minutes but it FELT like hours!)

It's on NBC.

 

[tulc]

It's on NBC.

Ok...
tulc(is going to drink some coffee and think about...something else)

 

[dreadnought]

Ok...
tulc(is going to drink some coffee and think about...something else)

Get the TV on.

 

[drjean]

National Broadcasting Canard? Hmmm
The only big sport that isn't bought and paid for, yet, is soccer. ho hum

 

[tulc]

Get the TV on.

Nope, sorry. Not going to happen.
I did find this and think it might help others who don't speak sport:

tulc(would have thought in a game involving running, people would already have "their running game" established"?)

 

[dreadnought]

National Broadcasting Canard? Hmmm
The only big sport that isn't bought and paid for, yet, is soccer. ho hum

I was brought up on baseball, football, and basketball.

 

[dreadnought]

Nope, sorry. Not going to happen.
I did find this and think it might help others who don't speak sport:

tulc(would have thought in a game involving running, people would already have "their running game" established"?)

Your running game isn't going to take you too far without some blocking.

 

[drjean]

Yeah, so was I. But it, too, has gone bad, just like the rest of the "world". My brother played football, all city all state... etc played left end when Hendrix played right... he KNOWS it's corrupt.

 

[mnorian]

Local Christian Loudly Proclaims How Little He Cares About Super Bowl

ok...this MAY sound a lot like me to my friends. Seeing as how several of them have sent this link to me. Today.
tulc(once watched half of a Super Bowl...ok it was 10 minutes but it FELT like hours!)

I haven't watched the Super Bowl (or the Orange, Rose, Sugar, Cotton, Peach Bowls or even the Douglas Fir bowl--the little known PNW Bowl) in over 30 years; and I'm glad to report; without any ill effects.

It's secular America's real religion: sports. mnorian(hide's from all the footballs, baseballs, and basketballs thrown)

mnorian(also wonders if tulc ever has a hard time of thinking of a witticism to put in parentheses?)

 

[mnorian]

I was brought up on baseball, football, and basketball.

Weren't they hard to chew?

mnorian(hope's your a good sport?)

 

[tulc]

I haven't watched the Super Bowl (or the Orange, Rose, Sugar, Cotton, Peach Bowls or even the Douglas Fir bowl--the little known PNW Bowl) in over 30 years; and I'm glad to report; without any ill effects.

It's secular America's real religion: sports. mnorian(hide's from all the footballs, baseballs, and basketballs thrown)

mnorian(also wonders if tulc ever has a hard time of thinking of a witticism to put in parentheses?)

about the bolded portion: it's gotten easier over the years and it helps to be able to bring up coffee as needed.
tulc(will sometimes start posting in parentheses and then realize what he's saying actually needs to be in the post instead so he has to change everything out of third person into first person and come up with something new for between the parentheses)

 

[dreadnought]

Weren't they hard to chew?

mnorian(hope's your a good sport?)

Of course.

Easier to chew than soccer.

 

[Chesterton]

National Broadcasting Canard? Hmmm
The only big sport that isn't bought and paid for, yet, is soccer. ho hum

International soccer has its issues, too.

 

[Hank77]

Eagles touchdown, no matter how the refs. call it.

 

[dreadnought]

Eagles touchdown, no matter how the refs. call it.

It's supposed to be obvious before they overturn the call.

 

[Hank77]

It's supposed to be obvious before they overturn the call.

They reviewed it. Aren't you watching?

 

[dreadnought]

They reviewed it. Aren't you watching?

I was just addressing the controversy.