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[Saint Steven]

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

 

[Saint Steven]

Sorry I'm late today. So here's something cute -

'Who cares about cows! Nobody talks about the Cow that crossed the road, eh? Needless to say, we should all be thankful that cows DON'T fly!

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

 

[Saint Steven]

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

 

[Saint Steven]

One cow asks another cow, “Are you afraid of mad cow disease?” The other cow says, “Why should I be? I’m a helicopter.”

 

[Saint Steven]

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

 

[ace of hearts]

Stopping by to share another cup of joe and banter.

 

[Saint Steven]

Two cannibals were enjoying a comedian.
One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[ace of hearts]

Two cannibals were enjoying a comedian.
One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

On this site I'm not sure if some are trying to be comedians. Some times I do enjoy them. Better than TV these days. Yeah I'm far to serious. Just can't help myself.

Since It spring, fly season is here for 6-8 months depending on the weather. Thank God I don't have horses and cows or a barn.

 

[Saint Steven]

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? - Because they had beef with each other.

 

[ace of hearts]

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? - Because they had beef with each other.

Ever notice how some cows seem to be in a group and other cows off by themselves?

 

[Saint Steven]

Ever notice how some cows seem to be in a group and other cows off by themselves?

Some cows have terrible flatulence. They end up as loners. No one can stand to be even downwind from them. This is why there are no cattle ranches in the city. They need to be where there is LOTS of fresh air. Even then, you can smell them from a mile away.

 

[Saint Steven]

Why did the cow jump over the moon? - Because the farmer had cold hands!

 

[ace of hearts]

Some cows have terrible flatulence. They end up as loners. No one can stand to be even downwind from them. This is why there are no cattle ranches in the city. They need to be where there is LOTS of fresh air. Even then, you can smell them from a mile away.

Ever been behind a cow with the runs? It will be time for an out door shower with a hose.

 

[ace of hearts]

Why did the cow jump over the moon? - Because the farmer had cold hands!

That'll do it for sure.

 

[ace of hearts]

Have another cup on me and everything will be OK.

 

[ace of hearts]

Good morning. I've got to hurry along so I hope I don't spill the coffee.

 

[Saint Steven]

Why do cows have hooves and not feet? - They Lactose

 

[brinny]

 

[brinny]

Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

A: Because it's a little meteor.

 

[brinny]

woo hoo!! got my first thread over 1,000 posts. Never dreamed it possible.

Woooo Hooooo!!!! Congrats!!!!