Life's Little Tips

[Locket]

Post tips for life, whether they're obvious or not. Hey, someone might actually use them

Never lick something frozen

Chicken pox vaccinations don't work.

 

[Saruman]

Always be yourself. You don't know who may like you for it. In other words, don't act like someone you aren't, because lots of people may already like you for the way you are

 

[brinny]

Never jokingly tell a police officer that just pulled you over that you are driving a stolen car and then try to top that sorry joke by saying you don't have your license with you.

 

[brinny]

Never tease a bee.

 

[Locket]

Don't stick a frog in a fireplace with a lit fire. It explodes. (I didn't do it!!! It was a friend! She told me! Honest!)

 

[Belle0985]

Keep chainsaws away from your nether-regions!!! XD

 

[brinny]

Don't stick your tongue out at a monkey that has the possibility of escaping....they know what it means and they have good memories.

 

[Locket]

Mosquitos are attracted to people who have jsut eaten a banana

 

[goldenviolet]

Mark 11:25
"And whenever you stand praying, if you have anything against anyone, forgive him, that your Father in heaven may also forgive you your trespasses.

 

[brinny]

Never leave a pet lizard on top of a radiator overnight.

 

[Woody]

If you go on a road trip around your country in a bomb of a car, make sure you have full road side cover in case you break down....lol

 

[brinny]

Never wag your finger in a toddler's face.

 

[Paulus1]

If you're shopping for a frying pan and you have the choice between a $10 pan and a $30 pan, buy the $30 pan! I kid you not.

 

[brinny]

Never become a contestant on Fear Factor.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

never put your shoes on before your socks...

 

[Locket]

If someone tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth, DON'T DO IT!!!!

 

[Underoath]

Always take a jacket with you wherever you go; especially the movie theatre.

 

[Tae_Kwon_Do_07]

Never let your head get too big for your hat.

 

[brinny]

When you hear heavy-breathing over the phone don't assume it's a woman in labor.

 

[Ariella]

never talk to yourself in public, unless you want people to wonder about you