I personally like sneaking up on my girl from behind, tackling her to the ground while she's busy doing something or deep in concentration, laughing menacingly with eyes bulging and teeth showing, then ramming my tongue down to her tonsils to get the leftover Godiva chocolate that she had STOLEN from my stash, while my foamy drool runs down her neck and her eyes are completely wide open like she needs to call an exorcist and she's making weird "nnnn! nnn! mernaarrggg!" noises...
.... all while maintaining my tight grip on the remote control as it's still commercial break for the football game. I release her from my clutches when I hear that it's now 1st and 10.
This happens every Sunday.