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Kissing 101

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I personally like sneaking up on my girl from behind, tackling her to the ground while she's busy doing something or deep in concentration, laughing menacingly with eyes bulging and teeth showing, then ramming my tongue down to her tonsils to get the leftover Godiva chocolate that she had STOLEN from my stash, while my foamy drool runs down her neck and her eyes are completely wide open like she needs to call an exorcist and she's making weird "nnnn! nnn! mernaarrggg!" noises...

.... all while maintaining my tight grip on the remote control as it's still commercial break for the football game. I release her from my clutches when I hear that it's now 1st and 10.



This happens every Sunday. :p

Nah I wouldn't as you may be like that
But as for me, I wouldn't want to be
In those kind of shoes!
 
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I've not kissed, but I have one tip straight from the mom:

"Don't open your mouth really wide like you're going in for the kill. I dated this one guy... He'd open his mouth this wide *stretches mouth/face huge* LOL... and I tried to help the poor guy but just couldn't bring myself to teaching him how to kiss."
 
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I've not kissed, but I have one tip straight from the mom:

"Don't open your mouth really wide like you're going in for the kill. I dated this one guy... He'd open his mouth this wide *stretches mouth/face huge* LOL... and I tried to help the poor guy but just couldn't bring myself to teaching him how to kiss."
ya I dated a guy who tried to eat my face literally
 
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My first kiss was the best. I don't know why I posted in kissing 101, I should be in my PHD classes, teaching people how to nibble the earlobe, and formulating complex tables on the earing. I think it'd be quite funny if someone wrote an official book on kissing.
would be a great read
 
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:clap: So I'm not completely clueless! How do I get that close to him to kiss him without him having the chance to move away? Makes me want to go and find my man and do it to him now. But :sigh: I can't. I don't even know if he's still interested. Next year is a long time away. :sigh:
 
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LOL...yeah I've experienced this as well. You feel sorry for them...but you really can't help...LOL!
So many girls experiencing the same thing haha. Guys need to step back and imagine what it's like to be on the other end I guess.

I will be one of the first to say that many guys are downright idiots haha. ^_^
Average Male Thought Process: :tutu:
 
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So many girls experiencing the same thing haha. Guys need to step back and imagine what it's like to be on the other end I guess.

I will be one of the first to say that many guys are downright idiots haha. ^_^
Average Male Thought Process: :tutu:
LOL you are awesome!
 
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:clap: So I'm not completely clueless! How do I get that close to him to kiss him without him having the chance to move away? Makes me want to go and find my man and do it to him now. But :sigh: I can't. I don't even know if he's still interested. Next year is a long time away. :sigh:
It's just a risk you gotta take, just sit really close to him and then do it, good luck.
 
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