Share a joke, whether it's good or bad.
Hepatitis is the worst virus. It forces us to learn the alphabet.
And herpes answered, saying, My name is Lesion, for we are many.
Syphilis can cause paralysis. It's lame.
A sailor finally decided to name a new sea, "the Hepatitis Sea." He really wanted the word to spread.
A man with poor memory had an old cat that died. He was very sad because he forgot its name within a week. So he got a new cat and gave it a name that would never leave him: "Herpes."
Liver had the worst college professor, Hepatitis. Liver failed.
What do Scabies and Herpes have in common? They both are always itching for a fight.
Scabies makes a great bug collection.
The best way to disclose herpes is to go to a thanksgiving dinner with your mother's signature cooked peas and shout, "I have her peas!"
If disease is a gift, then HIV is the gift that keeps on giving.
I asked my brother about whom I should marry. He suggested either Herpes or Syphilis. Herpes never leaves its spouse. And Syphilis goes for the heart.
Syphilis can cause insanity. That's crazy.
Hepatitis is the worst virus. It forces us to learn the alphabet.
And herpes answered, saying, My name is Lesion, for we are many.
Syphilis can cause paralysis. It's lame.
A sailor finally decided to name a new sea, "the Hepatitis Sea." He really wanted the word to spread.
A man with poor memory had an old cat that died. He was very sad because he forgot its name within a week. So he got a new cat and gave it a name that would never leave him: "Herpes."
Liver had the worst college professor, Hepatitis. Liver failed.
What do Scabies and Herpes have in common? They both are always itching for a fight.
Scabies makes a great bug collection.
The best way to disclose herpes is to go to a thanksgiving dinner with your mother's signature cooked peas and shout, "I have her peas!"
If disease is a gift, then HIV is the gift that keeps on giving.
I asked my brother about whom I should marry. He suggested either Herpes or Syphilis. Herpes never leaves its spouse. And Syphilis goes for the heart.
Syphilis can cause insanity. That's crazy.
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