Joke of the Day!

[Mr. Donut]

A Congregation ran an ad in the local newspaper,
the ad showed a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments were inscribed.
The headline read, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

 

[Mr. Donut]

Morris a building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he'd been given.

"This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," Morris said.

"I know," the owner said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

Morris said impatiently.... "Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

 

[cat711]

Morris a building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he'd been given.

"This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," Morris said.

"I know," the owner said. "But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained."

Morris said impatiently.... "Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake. But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."

Thanks for sharing this funny joke.

 

[cat711]

A Congregation ran an ad in the local newspaper,
the ad showed a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments were inscribed.
The headline read, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.

This is a good headline thanks for sharing.

 

[cat711]

This un's fer yew Biker!

This joke had me laughing out loud. Thanks for sharing.