Minister to garage mechanic: "Your estimate runneth over!"
Yuck, yuck!
Yuck, yuck!
one day a man gave 10 dollars to a little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling". the next day he gave 10 more dollars to the little girl who was sad and said "don't give up darling." the day after that however, he was feeling down becuase his wife died and so he gave the little girl nothing. she turned to him, gave him 20 dollars and said "don't give up darling!"
good story right, i made it up my self. it's about how your there for others your whole life, and one day, they will return what you invested into them. doesn't always work out like that i know, but ultimatly it comes back to you when you need it most.
Do I detect a groan?
Well, in the interest of improving the humor landscape...
In a small Texas town stood three churches,
a Baptist, a Methodist and a Catholic church.
All of these had the same trouble, bats.
Bats were living in the bell towers and making a mess!
The three clergy would gather almost everyday to think of ways to rid their church of the plague of these bats. This continued for several years, and many failed efforts until the Methodist pastor stopped coming to the meetings.
Hurt and confused the remaining two clergymen went to visit the Methodist pastor to find out the reason for his departure of the group.
When he was asked why he was not meeting with the others he responded, "Well, I'm just not having any problems with bats anymore."
The other two clergymen were shocked and asked, "What did you do to get rid of them? Please tell us!"
The Methodist pastor replied, "Well, I just baptized them all and haven't seen a one of them since!"