Jimmy P's Funhouse (30)

[NumberOfStars]

not that it was really a joke, it's more of a pun actually

 

[NumberOfStars]

ok I'll post some more puns

 

[NumberOfStars]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me

 

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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

 

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

Those are good

Sorry, was over at FB lol

I'm back! Kinda!

 

[James Is Back]

Ok...my knowledge on communion is limited so don't take it as word BUT...

If we look at how Jesus did communion with his disciples, that's a good example.

It was quite simple. When they came together, it was very simple. Jesus took the bread and said "This is my body which is given for you...do this in remembrance of me" and they all partook of the bread. Then he took the cup and said "This cup is the new covenant in my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me."

So I don't think aside from that, there is much to it. The bread first, to remember the body, then the cup after, to remember the blood.

Also, in 1 Corinthians 11, it talks about how we should examine ourselves first...which basically means to take a good long hard look at where we are at with God and make things right with God before partaking.

I find communion to be very important because Jesus specifically said "Do this"...so I tend to treat it more like a command than anything else.

In church, we will have some praise and worship first, then when we go to do communion, one of the communion passages is read, then we have a moment to examine ourselves, then communion is served.

Thanks for the advice!

Night folks praise and glory to the Trinity bless them all!

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

Goodnight James, always happy to help!

 

[NumberOfStars]

gnite James

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

Page 96!! Almost there

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

I'm so spacey tonight...

 

[NumberOfStars]

why you spacey?

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

I dunno, cause I am?

And my net just spaced out too

 

[NumberOfStars]

was it the lame puns?

 

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no more being spacey until the end of the thread gotta finish it, then maybe you can be spacey

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

But...but...I wanna be spacey!

 

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I wouldn't mind a peanut right now. well not just one, a few. I don't wanna get up

 

[NumberOfStars]

But...but...I wanna be spacey!

too bad well ok, if you HAVE to, maybe I'll make an exception