And so what if I made all these rocks because I am a creator of beauty and diversity? Am I lying or fooling someone because of my artistic ability? Because I didn't wish for a dull, flavorless reality?
In this case, yes. There are limits to "artistic ability" before that ability becomes lying. We are not talking gemstones We are talking the dull sedimentary rock like the chalk cliffs of Dover. Yes, they are white, but they are formed from the bodies of sea-living shelled organisms. So, those organisms have to die, settle to the bottom, consolidate to form rock, and then be pushed up above the surface. All that gives the
appearance of a long period of time passing. Now you are saying that God just zapped it into existence in its present form in the recent past. No age. That's not "artistic ability", that's deception. No way around it.
Or take ice cores from glaciers and arctic ice. In summer dust blows in on top of the glaciers. In winter snow falls. So glaciers have alternating layers of dust and ice. A combination is a year. All this is buried and under the surface. The artistic part of a glacier is the whiteness and glistening of the ice on the surface. If God wanted an artistic glacier, it could be of solid ice with no layers. After all, God
could zap a glacier like that, right? Ice miles thick? No problem. So there is no artistic purpose served by having these yearly layers that show glaciers to be hundreds of thousands of years old and the passage of time. The only effect is to deceive us into thinking the earth is old.
One final example: radioisotopes.
There are 64 nuclides that have half-lives in excess of 1,000 years. Of these, 47 have half-lives in the range 1,000 to 50 million years. Seven must be excluded from this analysis because they are being generated by interaction with cosmic rays or the decay of other nuclides. If the earth were new (within 10,000 years) then there should be significant amounts of all 40 nuclides in the earth's crust. If, on the other hand, the earth is billions of years old, then these 40 nuclides should have decayed, leaving no trace. We would then be able only to find nuclides with very long half-lives. So how many of the 40 short half-lived nuclides can we find in the crust? None. Zip. Of the 17 nuclides with half-lives greater than 50 million years, we can find detectable amounts of all 17. So why would God exclude the shorter-lived isotopes? No artistic purpose being served. No "diversity". In fact, the opposite of diversity. The only result of this is to indicate that the earth is very old. Deception.
And what is age? Age is just the duration of particle movement. So really, age is just a man-made process to distinguish the progression of things.
Age is "man-made"? If that were the case, don't you think every human would refuse to age?

Age and the passage of time have nothing to do with being "man-made". The earth orbits the sun as one measure of the passage of time. Are you saying that men make that happen?
The magnetism of the Earth tells a different story. So does the rate that the moon is moving away, in which a long time ago, would have been so close to Earth that it's axis and gravity would have been screwed and chopped, hardly livable at all.
Sorry, but both of these are PRATT. So much so that even the YEC organization Answers in Genesis lists them as refuted arguments that creationists should no longer use. We can go into the details if you want.
The truth is that there is plenty of evidence for young Earth.
Again, what matters is the evidence
against. As you have noted, there is lots of evidence against. You try to get rid of it by saying that God made the world look old. Now you say God does make the earth look young after all. Now again you have a deceptive God. Make it look old. Make it look young. And here I thought God was supposed to deal only with truth. Not your god, apparently.
What has happened is that Deistic/atheistic assumptions have brought on a juncture of claiming all the evidence to form it's ideas and then telling creationists to pretty much eff off.
Sorry, but the age of the earth was decided by
theists. By 1800 it was known that the earth was very old.
All of this is that infamous 'double play' in science, in which you affirm an idea by pretty much just repeating the same moot things over again.
Please show how any of these are "moot".
The simple fact is that the chances of life naturally occurring in the universe is less then 0.01% over 4 billion years.
You only see it after the fact when all variables are accounted for, such as the perfectly balanced Earth with a perfectly balanced axis, distance from the sun, perfect counter gravity from the moon, and an abundant amount of atmospheric and earthly elements to support life without volatile substances that prohibit it.
Here's one problem with the "calculations": none of this has to be "perfect". The axis can vary quite a bit, the distance from the sun can vary quite a bit (ever hear of the liquid water zone?), you don't need the moon. Any planet forming in solar systems of second generation or later stars is going to have enough of the right elements, and any planet smaller than Jovian is not going to have the hydrogen atmosphere. You have made the erroneous assumption (garbage in) that because we know life arose on earth, then any planet life arises on must be
exactly the same as earth. That is false.
And even then, all ya have is a bunch of proteins.
No, please pay attention. What you have is a living cell. The proteins form the cell.
We have figured out the simplest steps of life!.. it's just too bad the rest practically impossible.
What rest? Making the earth? C'mon, with a
hundred billion stars in our galaxy and billions of galaxies, the odds are 1 that
a planet would be like earth, by chance. Just like if enough lottery tickets are sold, the odds are 1 that
one of the tickets will be a winner. The odds that
your ticket will be the winner is still large, but it is certain that there will be a winning ticket. However, with the parameters being wider than you falsely portray, the odds are even better.
I've never understood the reasoning of people who want to claim that life only arose on earth. These same people talk about the "waste" of evolution, but never consider the massive amount of waste they are talking about. Quadrillions of stars, even more planets, and this is the
only one that has life. As the movie
Contact noted: "That's an awful lot of wasted space."
the mechanism for common descent doesn't even exist.
Sure it does. It's called heredity! Think about it, your cousins and you already demonstrate common descent. Don't you all descend from a common ancestor?
Kind of a stretch to say that, especially when it implies that He willed several mass extinctions and allowed early humans to suffer.
No stretch. He sustained gravity. He also sustains gravity so you don't go flying off the earth. You want Him to stop?
Of course, you believe in the Flood, right? So you think God
directly caused a mass extinction! I think you should consider your own position before you try to project its weaknesses on evolution.
That pretty much concludes that we are not God's image, but rather a sentient reflection of the universe which He created.

The phrase "in his image" never referred to either our physical or psychological makeup anyway. That wasn't what the phrase meant when Genesis 1 was written.
The phraase cannot have referred to our
physical appearance, could it? After all, God has no physical appearance, right? So how can we be in his image physically?
By extension, we are the universe itself and really do not differ between what we call life and a rock.

Of course we are
not the universe itself. The universe is an objective thing outside ourself. If we were the universe, then there was no universe until humans evolved, and we know that wasn't the case.
Rocks are composed of inorganic chemicals. Life is composed of organic chemicals. We differ in one respect from rocks, at least: we can communicate with God; rocks can't.
And there is no point in bringing up that we were created from the dust of the Earth
No point, because in Genesis 1 it says that God created us by speaking men and women into existence.
because it seems by TE's standing that we were made by a prohibitive probability of cause and effect, and so why did God land on 'dust'?
He didn't. Scripture tells us 2 different ways God created us. That
should be a neon sign not to read Genesis 1-3 literally. Too bad you ignore these obvious signs from God.
Why would He make us central to being created
Are you sure we are central to being created or is that hubris? I think you have hit upon one of the creationist objections to evolution: it makes humans less intrinsically special and more dependent on God. You want God to
owe you. If you are central to creation, then you can demand that God treat you nice. "Hey, I'm central to creation. You gotta be nice to me." If, instead, we evolved, then the only reason we are special to God is because God
chooses to regard us as special. Hurts your pride to be dependent on God, doesn't it?
therefore not even originating on Earth?

Of course humans originated on earth.
We were not intimately made according to TE,
According to God. And there's the pride again.
to say that we were still made in such a way because of His infinite power (along with everything else of God according to TE) is no more reasonable to anything a YEC presents.
Of course we were made because of His power. If He had stopped using His power, evolution would have stopped.