IJWTS - At work, this guy came in and had to buy a gift and have it engraved and told me that his wife sent him on a mission. He kept talking about how he had no idea what to do. And so I helped him figure everything out (took a good while too because he couldn't remember what his wife had said.

) Before he left, he thanked me for helping him figure out all the details, and then he goes "are you married?" I said no...and he was like "you're going to make the most patient wife someday. And thank God for you, because men need that"
kind of made me chuckle