wow, your ignorance astounds me. Do you really believe that every religious person thinks like you?? Do you really think that it's god vs evolution and no other world view is acceptable from a religious person?
The theory of evolution says nothing about god, or even how life started. Nothing. It has nothing to do with god or religion, it is a simple explanation for the diversity of life on this earth, nothing more. Religious people take the theory and compare it to what their doctine says and sometimes have problems with it, but that is about the religion, not about evolution.
Even so, religion and evolution are not polar opposites. Many religions and religious people have no problem with evolution. The pope and most of the bishops in the UK accept both evolution and god in their worldview. The pope has said evolution is not in contradiction with the catholic church, that god started it all. Many christian scientists do not deny evolution. You can believe that god started life and that it evolved as he knew it would. You can believe that he guides evolution. You can believe whatever you want to, and as religion has shown us over and over some people don't even need a good reason to believe.
Having said all that, your ignorance is actually a blessing. Because of people like you some people do see this evolution vs religion battle, even though scientists and many religious people don't see it like that. The fact you want to see it like that is good because at the end of the day there is a mountain of real evidence for evolution, and literally none for your view of god, so in the end reasonable people will assess the evidence and evolution will win out.
In my country the latest poll showed a majority of religious people accepted evolution, and of course virtually all non-religious people do. While it still bothers me that some people out there reject it without good evidence, thankfully we are a bit more socially advanced than some other countries out there.