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dinner next week?


good luck michelle, hope all goes well and a fast recovery. :)
Hey- you never now when they money will run out...

<H4>Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)


Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!
Placenta Cocktail

Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!
Placenta Lasagne

Ingredients:

1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato

Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly sauté all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!
Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise

Ingredients:

1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

Method: cut the placenta meat into bite-sized pieces, then brown quickly in the butter and olive oil. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 1-1.5 hours. Serve. Yummy!
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I would guess that placenta would be very healthy. And gross.

Placenta Cocktail

Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

I'll stick with gin and a touch of vermouth, thanks. I suppose I'd be willing to substitue a small placenta chunk for an olive though...after like martini #5 perhaps. Everything is a good idea after martini #5.
 
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I would guess that placenta would be very healthy. And gross.



I'll stick with gin and a touch of vermouth, thanks. I suppose I'd be willing to substitue a small placenta chunk for an olive though...after like martini #5 perhaps. Everything is a good idea after martini #5.
How do you think I ended up with all these kids??
 
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You should try it too!

After you, my friend!:p


It would make a nice addition to my collection of placentas in my freezer.

Ok, that rates very high on my vomit meter. Some things are just better left unsaid. BTW, you can pay to have these cryonically frozen for future use such as stem cell therapy. Just a thought.
 
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