I have a problem

[Mark Quayle]

Well, God gave you a new heart and a new spirit, so maybe He'll also untangle some of those DNA strands for you as well someday.

Hey, wait a minute, I just checked my jeans err, genes, and my DNA is twisted too YIKES, what's goin on here

I'm sure someone will come up with a way to show it is related to being Calvinistic.

 

[Kris Jordan]

Where can I go to sign up for this problem?

Something tells me your wife would probably tell you where to go if you tried to sign up. LOL!

 

[Going_Nowhere]

Where can I go to sign up for this problem?

To a plastic surgeon?

Please don't be offended. I'm only kidding. I don't even know what you look like.

 

[nChrist]

To a plastic surgeon?

Please don't be offended. I'm only kidding. I don't even know what you look like.

To a plastic surgeon?

Please don't be offended. I'm only kidding. I don't even know what you look like.

I'm a handsome rascal and my wife loves me just like I am.

 

[NIrelandGillian]

Young women keep getting a crush on me. What can I change about myself to stop that nonsense? I have been using this curse to tell them about Jesus.

Have they actually said they have a crush on you - that would be very brazen - or just that they admire how you are coping in your circumstances? Maybe you need to distance yourself from them or not spend a lot of time with them.

I remember having crushes on guys as a teenager - it was a group thing - my friends and I would almost swoon over some 'gorgeous' guy we knew or saw - but we never would have let on - too embarrassing!

Gillian

 

[Daniel Marsh]

Have they actually said they have a crush on you - that would be very brazen - or just that they admire how you are coping in your circumstances? Maybe you need to distance yourself from them or not spend a lot of time with them.

I remember having crushes on guys as a teenager - it was a group thing - my friends and I would almost swoon over some 'gorgeous' guy we knew or saw - but we never would have let on - too embarrassing!

Gillian

They do tell me.

I have even gotten marriage proposals.

 

[Daniel Marsh]

I experienced a revival last week. At the Doctors's Office a young lady asked me to have relations with her after work. I explained that I will not cheat on my wife. She left the room and brought back several coworkers. They all had questions about Jesus and the Bible. They brought up the myths that our media puts forth to attack the faith. Since, they could do google on their phones. I was able to lead them to websites that answered those claims. By the end of the hour a total of 18 came to Jesus. They agreed to meet with a Deaconess after work. I called her and explained. She came to meet with the group. By then the number of those who came to Jesus was 40. They told their Families about what had happened at work.

 

[Rescued One]

Young women keep getting a crush on me. What can I change about myself to stop that nonsense? I have been using this curse to tell them about Jesus.

Dress like a homeless person!

 

[NIrelandGillian]

I experienced a revival last week. At the Doctors's Office a young lady asked me to have relations with her after work. I explained that I will not cheat on my wife. She left the room and brought back several coworkers. They all had questions about Jesus and the Bible. They brought up the myths that our media puts forth to attack the faith. Since, they could do google on their phones. I was able to lead them to websites that answered those claims. By the end of the hour a total of 18 came to Jesus. They agreed to meet with a Deaconess after work. I called her and explained. She came to meet with the group. By then the number of those who came to Jesus was 40. They told their Families about what had happened at work.

That's wonderful. Good idea to get the deaconess involved.
Gillian

 

[Daniel Marsh]

To me it is Godly common sense. I also have a few older lady neighbors from church that I get involved if someone is too busy at the time.

 

[Lady Donna Marie]

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