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I don't believe in chickens.

Ryal Kane

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A: I don't believe in chickens.
B: Really? Why not?
A: I think it's impossible for there to be birds fifty feet tell.
B: Chickens aren't fifty feet tall.
A: Yes they are.
B: Have you ever seen a chicken? Or read a book about chickens?
A: No one has ever seen a chicken because they don't exist. And I don't have to read a book to know that fifty foot birds are impossible.
B: I'm telling you that's not what chicken are. Chickens are real.
A: You're just saying that because you want to go on believing in fifty foot birds.
B: I don't believe in fifty foot birds!
A: So you don't believe in chickens then.
B: No! Look, here's a picture of a chicken.
A: That's not a chicken.
B: Why not?
A: Because chickens are fifty feet tall.
B: No they're not!
A: Look, you obviously have some deluded idea of what chickens are but I know they're fifty feet tall and that they don't exist.
B: Well what's this picture of?
A: It's not a chicken.
B: Then what is it?
A:I don't know. I don't know anything about birds. But chickens don't exist. You've shown me no evidence of chickens existing. I have to go.
B: :sigh:
C: Chickens don't exist! No birds can breath fire!



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Ryal Kane said:
A: I don't believe in chickens.
B: Really? Why not?
A: I think it's impossible for there to be birds fifty feet tell.
B: Chickens aren't fifty feet tall.

[snip]
A:I don't know. I don't know anything about birds. But chickens don't exist. You've shown me no evidence of chickens existing. I have to go.
B: :sigh:
C: Chickens don't exist! No birds can breath fire!



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Jimmy The Hand

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Ummmmmmm Chicken

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