I don't believe in chickens.

[oldrooster]

Only hens...roosters are totally peaceful and loving......

 

[DJ_Ghost]

Only hens...roosters are totally peaceful and loving......

Lol. Yes but you don't exist, 50 foot birds that breath fire are a myth.

Ghost

 

[lucaspa]

So, would the OP be considered a red herring or a strawman?

LOL! BOTH! It has both of these in it. When the strawman doesn't work, shift to the red herring, and when the red herring doesn't work, shift back to another strawman. Keep the yo-yo going as long as possible! LOL! Nice parody. And like all good parodies, it contains a lot of truth.