How does a dog change a lightbulb?

[NorwayUnn]

Golden RetrieverThe sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb???
Border CollieJust one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DachshundI can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy PoodleI'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
RottweilerGo Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzuPuh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants..
Labrador Retriever (Lab) Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?? (see also old English sheepdog)
MalamuteLet the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker SpanielWhy change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman PinscherWhile it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
MastiffMastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound DogZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ChihuahuaYo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish WolfhoundCan somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
PointerI see it, there it is, right there...
GreyhoundIt isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian ShepherdPut all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep DogLight bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

[Auncy]

Unni thats hillarious. I loved the Cocker Spaniel one!!