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How do you stop your car??

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You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?

:scratch:
why do you need to stop the car? there's no red light and your not where your going, are you?

You could get off the merry go round, or you could just wake up...... no way an Elephant is going as fast as a car and a horse is in front setting the pace..... unless.....

OH!!!!!
You Just wait for the Parade to end...... at the end of the Parade route you can stop after the horse has gotten out of your way......

but why the cliff? it's the annual Parade along the Grand Canyon.....
 
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