
I feel so awful. That reminded me of a REAL bad ACDC song.
Prefer to capture creatures the Tazhinga way.(She, btw, is my Troll Hunter on WoW. Very perky, cheerful sort. I'm gonna try and make a cartoon character out of her and Hammy, her pet raptor. ... named of course after Dr. Hammond, from Jurassic Park. Not the squirrel in Over the Hedge.)
1. Find da critter.
Sometimes, mon, ya gotta go lookin' for da little guys. Sometimes I track dem myself, but having an animal companion to sniff dem out works too.
2. Sick da hound on dem.
Hey mon! Ya found your prey! Now tell your companion to charge in and start bitin' tings! He'll a hold dem down while ya come in while ya do da next part.
5. ...What? Oh, sorry. 3.
Start shootin' arrows! Best to give da ancestral troll warcry, TAZ'DINGO!!! while doin' so. Cause Taz'dingo's fun ta say, mon.
Time fer 5 yet? Awww... 4. Tie it up
Use some ropes or a net to bag up your prey, mon, den fling it over ya shoulder and walk on home.
YAAAY! 5! Big bad voodoo pot!
Take da prey an' stick it in da pot, after which ya kin make all kinds a tings wit it! Glue, booze, soup, medicine, booze, or a surprise for ya moder in law! Be sure to dance around da fire an' chant voodoo chants. Dress up fer it if ya like, mon!
6. Rewarding da hound
Hammy likes bear hugs da most. He screeches wit delight, squirms around happily, and claws affectionately while he be chucked under da chin. If your hound love-bites too, best ta be usin' da stuff dat comes outta da pot in a few days fer medicine, mon. Don' wanna get infected, do ya now?
... Yes, yes, I'll stop playing WoW for a few days...-_-