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:doh: I feel so awful. That reminded me of a REAL bad ACDC song.:sigh:

Prefer to capture creatures the Tazhinga way.(She, btw, is my Troll Hunter on WoW. Very perky, cheerful sort. I'm gonna try and make a cartoon character out of her and Hammy, her pet raptor. ... named of course after Dr. Hammond, from Jurassic Park. Not the squirrel in Over the Hedge.)

1. Find da critter.

Sometimes, mon, ya gotta go lookin' for da little guys. Sometimes I track dem myself, but having an animal companion to sniff dem out works too.

2. Sick da hound on dem.

Hey mon! Ya found your prey! Now tell your companion to charge in and start bitin' tings! He'll a hold dem down while ya come in while ya do da next part.

5. ...What? Oh, sorry. 3.

Start shootin' arrows! Best to give da ancestral troll warcry, TAZ'DINGO!!! while doin' so. Cause Taz'dingo's fun ta say, mon.

Time fer 5 yet? Awww... 4. Tie it up

Use some ropes or a net to bag up your prey, mon, den fling it over ya shoulder and walk on home.

YAAAY! 5! Big bad voodoo pot!

Take da prey an' stick it in da pot, after which ya kin make all kinds a tings wit it! Glue, booze, soup, medicine, booze, or a surprise for ya moder in law! Be sure to dance around da fire an' chant voodoo chants. Dress up fer it if ya like, mon!

6. Rewarding da hound

Hammy likes bear hugs da most. He screeches wit delight, squirms around happily, and claws affectionately while he be chucked under da chin. If your hound love-bites too, best ta be usin' da stuff dat comes outta da pot in a few days fer medicine, mon. Don' wanna get infected, do ya now?

... Yes, yes, I'll stop playing WoW for a few days...-_-
 
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*glares at Terstan* ... I am thankful for two things right now. One, I know my character better than you. Two... Taz is still here.:p

Tazhinga looks to Nico with a great big grin on her face, bearing a mouthful of sharp teeth and the two long, protruding tusks characteristic of Azeroth's trolls. She idles up, looking down to him and says, "When enraged, and in heat, da female troll can mate up ta EIGHTY TIMES, in one night! ... Be you prepared?"

Nico's eyes go wide and his jaw drops, taking a moment before he reels back and snarls, "Touch me not! I am chaste!" The Stregoni, fearing the vitality of this tall, blue, incredibly strange creature, turns and runs out of the thread, back to where he belongs.:p


Machteld raises her pistol to shoot the pokeball out of its course, but the object hits her before she actually fires off a shot. ... Hits her pistol, that is. In a flash of light, her right arm was entrapped in the pokeball, leaving a small, brightly colored ball pinching onto her coat where her arm should be.

...Screaming of bloody murder ensues.
 
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*faints* didn't know her horse was here.... My gelding's name is Tas.... ROFL Watches Nicodemus run off and smacks head.

Kat looks at Machteld apologetically. "I'm SO sorry... that wasn't supposed to happen...um... oops?"

Serious note here.... the pm's part of CF seem to be acting up. Anyway, edited my last post so have at it everyone!
 
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Oscar is at a fast food window and watches, then says... "Uhhh...to go please...quickly!"

*Shishi jumps into the place* "Ha ha! I am Shishi! A pokemon trainer type person!* *Other Shishi says, "Am not." The pokemon trainer says get lost and other Shishi poofs away.* "Anyway I am---" *Crowds voices* "SHUT UP! GET LOST! YOU CAN'T CATCH MACHTELD! BRING MAX IN!" "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" Shishi grumbles and poofs away. Max appears, and throws love ball at Machteld, which catches her nose. "Lol like oops...."

Machteld is not in love with my pokemon silver character Max...:p:p
 
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"AHHHHH! NO! HELP! I DON'T WANT A VAMPIRE TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME! HALLLLLP!" *Max cries, running. He brings out poke ball and throws it into air, then throws another.* "Charmy! Beat Jack!"" *Max says, Chamander appears, then a Cronowa (sp?) appears* "HELP ME CRONOWA!" *Cronowa challenges Machteld*

*Charmy bites Jack on the leg and then jumps back.*

*Pokemon/vampire battle!:p* Cronowa used surf!
 
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