one day there was a preacher who was on his porch during a flood a boat comes by and the man in the boat says ''come on preacher it gonna get worse,''
but he says ''no thank you I believe the lord will come to my rescue'' so they shrugged and left
later during the flood he is on the roof of his house, another boat comes and the man in the boat says ''come on preacher it gonna get worse'' but again the preacher says
''no thank you I believe the lord will save me,'' so they shrugged and left.
later he's clinging to the chimney a helicopter comes by and the man in the helicopter says ''come on preacher it's gonna get worse'' but he says ''no thank you I believe the lord will come to my rescue,''
later when he's in heaven one of the angels says ''what are you doing here so soon?,'' the preacher said ''I believed the lord would to my rescue'' then the angel said ''dude we sent two boats and a helicopter!,''
but he says ''no thank you I believe the lord will come to my rescue'' so they shrugged and left
later during the flood he is on the roof of his house, another boat comes and the man in the boat says ''come on preacher it gonna get worse'' but again the preacher says
''no thank you I believe the lord will save me,'' so they shrugged and left.
later he's clinging to the chimney a helicopter comes by and the man in the helicopter says ''come on preacher it's gonna get worse'' but he says ''no thank you I believe the lord will come to my rescue,''
later when he's in heaven one of the angels says ''what are you doing here so soon?,'' the preacher said ''I believed the lord would to my rescue'' then the angel said ''dude we sent two boats and a helicopter!,''
