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EdmundBlackadderTheThird

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A certain Irish Catholic Priest was teaching a sermon on the endtimes and was getting in to his flow, he was pacing a bit and really letting the congregation have it "And in the end times there will be a great weaping and nashing of teeth..." When an older woman on the front row interrupted him and asked "Father, what if I have no teeth" and grinned showing nothing but a mouthful of gums. The Padre looked at her briefly and stated "Madam, teeth will be provided!"

(it works better told vocally and with a thick Irish brogue)