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Heaven Can Wait

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A man trying to understand the nature of God asked Him: "God, how long is a million years to You?"

God answered: "A million years is like a minute."

Then the man asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to You?"

And God replied: "A million dollars is like a penny."

Finally, the man asked: "God, could You give me a penny?"

And God said, "In a minute."

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