Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry, because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet"?
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day, I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time"?
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
