Happy birthday to the United States of America!
Happy 241 year brexit anniversary every one!
Now please drink and blow stuff up responsibly.
We were brexiting before it was mainstream.Wouldn't that be Amerexit?
Quick! While the colonials are still drunk and trying to blow themselves up! Whose sneaking over the river now!
Quick! While the colonials are still drunk and trying to blow themselves up! Whose sneaking over the river now!
If someone did a multiple choice poll on what July 4th celebrated at least 7% would say just that.No-one's blowing up anything in Delaware. You can conceal carry in Delaware but they don't trust you with fireworks. Even sparklers are outlawed.
Anyway, I wouldn't condone of a sneak attack on America while they're celebrating how Will Smith saved the planet from aliens back in 1996. It just doesn't seem fair.
With such wide ranging grievances, and no real measure of when we will know if we have it right, I have to ask, would the author ever be able to celebrate the fourth?