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Chesterton

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Underneath your name it says you're married. Isn't that what wives are for? To remind you of things you forget? For example...well, I won't get into examples, but I've heard that wives have excellent memories about things their husbands are supposed to remember, or at least things that they feel their husbands are supposed to remember.

How can I convince the world that I've actually discovered how to divide by zero?
 
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I'm thinking small creatures. You get the initial surprise of prizes for all the kiddos, but then the chase to keep them adds another element.

I have great ideas, but they are rarely actualized. What can I do to actually do something.
 
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It all depends on using the right ink and paper. I have a friend who can teach you as soon as he makes parole. I'll have him hit you up.

How can I make better quality friends?
 
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Get a fast truck, scan the metereological chatter daily, and keep cruising the Alley. I got a new washing machine and a full suit the other day, admittedly a little beat up.

Where can I get quality childcare?
 
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Get a fast truck, scan the metereological chatter daily, and keep cruising the Alley. I got a new washing machine and a full suit the other day, admittedly a little beat up.

Where can I get quality childcare?

I heard it's free at the chimpanzee petting zoo.

What's the best way to make coffee?
 
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Stop being ridiculous. Take yourself super seriously, so that the bird will realise the gravitas your person bears.

My wife's birthday is coming up, and I don't know what to get her. She didn't appreciate the frying pan last year, or the book on how to beca better wife before that. I am lost.
 
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I looked up the dictionary definition of "edible", and all mushrooms are edible. You need to ask for more accurate advice.

How can I survive this period of high inflation?
 
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