Go on a strict diet of nothing but whale blubber. The Inuit people did that for thousands of years and lived in HOUSES MADE OF ICE, so, you should be okay.
Hey I've got this awkard social situation going on. I invited these British folks over for a little Christmas dinner party. They were nice enough at first, they wished me a merry Chistmas, and brought good tidings to me and my kin. But after dinner they started demanding that I bring them some "figgy pudding". I said "I ain't got no figgy pudding." But they said "bring it out here". I told 'em what the heck is figgy pudding, is that even a thing? They start saying "we won't go until we get some, we won't go until we get some" over and over. Wow, they're getting louder. This is getting a little scary. Oh my, now they're donning gay apparel. HELP!