Funny lyrics

[theFijian]

Any lyrics make you laugh out loud?

Smog - I was a stranger
"I was a stranger, they don't come much stranger"

cheers,
Andy

 

[brettnolan]

Not really all that funny, but I like the idea of horses drinking beer.

"We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses"

 

[KristianJ]

I expect a few REM songs to come up, so I'll get myself a head start:

Charades, pop skill, water hyacinth, named by a poet
Imitation of life. (Imitation of Life)

Pretty much every verse of It's the End of the World as we Know It

I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush (Orange Crush)

 

[KristianJ]

Also that song "Cows with Guns".

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Snoopy vs. the Red Baron

Curses foiled again!

 

[* kittie *]

hehe sorry...i had to do it.

jimmy fallon - idiot boyfriend

 

[blackwasp]

Well, I don't necessarily dislike all of Puddle of Mudd's material, but "She Hates Me" has to have some of the worst lyrics ever recorded. A sample:

"She was queen for about an hour,
After that she turned sour."

I guess you could consider that funny. If not, I will salvage the post by admitting that Weird Al's Food Album has some great comedy/parody lyrics.

 

[DMBfanLongliveStrongBad!]

incubus- hilikus

it's about a girl who sits on an ant hill and she gets stung when they crawl into her 501 cutt-offs

 

[Subtotal]

Anything by "Weird Al".

 

[12volt_man]

My favorite song, "He Fell Asleep and the Hogs Ate Him" by the Stanley Brothers.

 

[goat37]

The band "Lit" had some pretty funny lyrics in their songs... one that I really liked was in their song Sunny Weather:


"I've got a lot of good drugs but I don't know how to use 'em
so I threw 'em in the trash and now my dogs are high as hell"

or in their song "Addicted"

"She fly's me out, got a big surprise, man
In Chicago... oooh, that's my kinda town.
She says she's been a ho
and had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show"

"I wrap myself around her little finger,
and she gives me the middle one"

 

[brettnolan]

Sublime's "Date Rape" is somewhat amusing...

Van Halen "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love"

"You know you're semi-good-looking"

 

[Axver]

"A man needs a woman like a fish needs a bicycle" - U2, Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around The World

Or a live version I've forgotten the date of ...
"A fish needs a bicycle like Edge need's a handycam"

 

[Breetai]

Snoopy vs. the Red Baron

Curses foiled again!

I Love It!

"You know you're semi-good-looking"

LOL, DLR is the king.

ZZ Top- Tube Snake Boogie
I know a girl, she lives on the hill;
She won't do it, but her sister will.

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I Love It!

LOL, DLR is the king.

ZZ Top- Tube Snake Boogie
I know a girl, she lives on the hill;
She won't do it, but her sister will.

hahaha thats funny.... I was thinking about that song earlier!!

 

[Greenriser]

I was browsing through the net and I found this from a J Lo song:

"Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny

And you can't move on even though you try

Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel

Oh I wish this could be real

Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life"


Now that's sorta funny

 

[adams apple]

Spoonman by soundgarden. Good song, funny lyrics:



Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, Spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands
Save me, I'm together with your plan
Save me

All my friends are Indians
All my friends are brown and red, Spoonman
All my friends are skeletons
They beat the rhythm with their bones, Spoonman

Feel the rhythm with you hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, Spoonman

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I dont particularly like 50 cent but I find these lyrics funny:
From the song 21 Questions

"We're only humans girl we make mistakes,
to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

 

[DontWorryBeHappy]

Well, I don't necessarily dislike all of Puddle of Mudd's material, but "She Hates Me" has to have some of the worst lyrics ever recorded. A sample:

"She was queen for about an hour,
After that she turned sour."

I guess you could consider that funny. If not, I will salvage the post by admitting that Weird Al's Food Album has some great comedy/parody lyrics.

I LOVE that song, although you misquoted the lyrics a bit, probably to mask the over abundant cursing.


Some of my favorite funny lyrics are from Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger. Especially the part that goes, "Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the creatins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a TV."

 

[DontWorryBeHappy]

The band "Lit" had some pretty funny lyrics in their songs... one that I really liked was in their song Sunny Weather:


"I've got a lot of good drugs but I don't know how to use 'em
so I threw 'em in the trash and now my dogs are high as hell"

or in their song "Addicted"

"She fly's me out, got a big surprise, man
In Chicago... oooh, that's my kinda town.
She says she's been a ho
and had to let me know
On the Jerry Springer Show"

"I wrap myself around her little finger,
and she gives me the middle one"

Oh! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LIT! A.Jay Popoff is seriously hot! All those tattoos and the sideburns...*drool* I met him backstage at one of their concerts- he's even better looking in person and sweaty!