Fun Thread: Whoever Posts Last is King/ Queen of the Thread!!! (41)

[TimelessTim]

Guess who's back...can't even blink without my throne being taken...

 

[Trailltrader]

*Watches the old Throne crumble* there's a reason why it was put out to pasture- it was falling apart. *Sits on the new throne, puts on a 5 point harness strap, then has the guards strap the legs in*

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

cutting Trail's straps, taking my seat back.

 

[psalms 91]

lol your king is here so get offmy chair

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

No, no, no, the chair is mine.

 

[Trailltrader]

Glad you two are fighting over the fake throne I had made up,,,,,,,and proceed's to sit in the REAL ONE!

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

Stop changing my chair! I am still Queen.

 

[Trailltrader]

*Looks down over his bifocals*,,,You're lucky you're not chained up and bound much less be allowed to SIT IN MY PRESENSE!

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

blah, blah, blah, move usurper.

 

[Trailltrader]

*Holds up a mirror with his left hand, and shoots a taser over his left shoulder with his right hand* When I was a boy I was fair with doing trick shots with both rifle and pistol. But this way you just get to flop around on the ground going OUCH OUCH OUCH!!

*Presses the button again* OUCH OUCH OUCH!

Don't make me tape the trigger down until the battery goes flat,,,,,,

Aw, why not? OUCH OUCH OUCH!

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

I let you sit there too long. Now you have become pompous. Move!

 

[Trailltrader]

HA! I've spent more time warming this chair than you've sat down for breakfast!

 

[Trailltrader]

I was doing some research online,,,and I found your throne, Your Majesty Handmaid of Jesus!

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

ROFLOL!
move

 

[TimelessTim]

I go on vacation for a week and two of my children are playing on my throne! Go to bed!

 

[psalms 91]

My throne as I push the ejector button and watchs Handmaid flop around, hmm those are handy must get me one

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

Why thank you for ejecting Tim outta me chair.

 

[TimelessTim]

Yeah I just wanted a quick breeze. -Plops back in throne crushing Handmaid-

 

[Handmaid for Jesus]

UGH! get up!

 

[Trailltrader]

*Plays "Pop goes the weasel" while watching the goofs play "Musical Chairs" then sits in his real throne*,,,,,,you two either need a room or a hobby, not sure which,,,,