lol you do try so hard but time to get serious as I pull out a roll of duct tape and tell the gaurds to hang you on the wall where I duct tape you to it, since you want to hang around I will grant your wish because I am king as I sit in MY chair
*Sprays you both down with frozen water a la the ice bucket challenge then sits down* Wow, I got dinged for not having more than 100 characters- and here I thought Twitter was bad at 144!!