From Oprah Livertush

[dsdumpling]

I got this as an e-mail and thought I'd spread some fun.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find your new name The following is an
Excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life.

So what's your new name?

 

[MangoTheCat]

I am from this moment on to be known as Loopy Applebiscuits. That is all.

 

[Snowhite]

I'm Snotty Bubblefanny...LOL

 

[mbuc]

This is profoundly disturbing, and I want nothing more to do with it.

 

[dsdumpling]

I am from this moment on to be known as Loopy Applebiscuits. That is all.

I crack up at these names. I'm home alone, laughing. I hope no one sends in the guys with the white coats.

 

[dsdumpling]

This is profoundly disturbing, and I want nothing more to do with it.

Oh come on...what's your new name?

 

[mbuc]

Oh come on...what's your new name?

Wouldn't you like to know. . .

Actually, I saw this posted on a different board a while back, and my name turned out to be something different.

 

[Dawn Marie]

I've done this before... I think mine is Oprah Gigglepants.

 

[Dawn Marie]

I got this as an e-mail and thought I'd spread some fun.

Aha. Your name is Dawn too. I think it's one of the only names with w as the third letter.

 

[Uzi_4_U]

Hmm...Loopy Applesniffer

 

[Dawn Marie]

That's a great one!

 

[dsdumpling]

Aha. Your name is Dawn too. I think it's one of the only names with w as the third letter.

Yes we share the same first name...in both instances Dawn and Oprah.

 

[Uzi_4_U]

That's a great one!

I think I got one of the reasonably masculine names...

 

[dsdumpling]

My husband's name is Crusty Livertush! I like that too. May I introduce Crusty and Oprah Livertush.

 

[Dawn Marie]

We have the same name... and my boyfriend's name according to this, is...

Crusty Liverbuns. It's so close to your husband's!

Two couples named "Crusty and Oprah". How amusing.

 

[dsdumpling]

We have the same name... and my boyfriend's name according to this, is...

Crusty Liverbuns. It's so close to your husband's!

Two couples named "Crusty and Oprah". How amusing.

That's pretty freaky isn't it. And if you get married.....you'll be Oprah Liverbuns.

 

[Dawn Marie]

Hehehe.

 

[Dawn Marie]

My sister is Zippy, my Mother is Loopy, and my two brothers and Pinky and Loopy JR.

 

[Phoebe]

Pinky Applebrain.

 

[CPman2004]

My name is Dorky Gigglebrain I see a ton of irony in this.