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FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES

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Sword-In-Hand said:
The Passion of the Christ

Behold mother I make all things new! (If I hadn't been crying so much while watching that movie, I would have jumped up and applauded then.)
That was probably the most powerful quote in the movie for me...I cried even harder when He said that and then struggled to his feet.
 
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overnight said:
Last but not least
This town needs an enigma~ Joker Batman
I have to apologize...but the quote is: "This town needs an enema"
And the complete quote...which after seeing this one, is my favorite from Batman is:
What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS? This town needs an enema!
 
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Gerry_NY said:
I have to apologize...but the quote is: "This town needs an enema"
And the complete quote...which after seeing this one, is my favorite from Batman is:
What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS? This town needs an enema!

better than that was the Joker to Vicki Vale while dancing, "As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out." ;)

i need to get that on dvd and watch it again, been too long... :D

-Fin
 
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Josh: We might get Marky mark to plant a celebrity tree.
Cher: Oh how fabulous! Gettting marky mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant a tree.

Cher: Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.


Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Tai: Cher, I don't wanna do this anymore. And my buns. They don't feel nuthin' like steel.


Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.


Cher: Thank you Josh, I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again.

Cher: Ugh. That is like so five years ago.

Cher: So okay, I don't want to be a tratior to my generation and all but I odn't get how guys dress today. I mean, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair and---- ewwwww----and cover it up with a backwards baseball cap and we're supposed to swoon???? I don't think so.


Cher: so Josh and i just both fell in love with each other and next happened.........
(shows a wedding)
AS IF. Besides Iam only 16 and this is California not Kentucky.


Cher: I don't even remember getting a first notice.
Mel: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a liscense.
Cher: oh sure daddy! you can get tickets anytime.
 
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Fried Green Tomatos- A heart can be broken, but it keeps on beating just the same.


That thing you do!-

Faye:I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you- kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. i used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Same on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.
 
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Hats off to Mojorising for bringing it up first, but here's a little expansion on the Tombstone quote and a few more:

Holiday (Val Kilmer): (pulls gun) And you, music lover, you're next.
Bandit: The drunk piano player... why you're soo drunk you're probably seeing double. (pulls knife)
Holiday: (pulls second gun) I have two guns, one for each of you.

Ike (curses and swears at Holiday over losing a poker game)
Holiday: Maybe poker just isn't your game Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest.
Ike (gets very mad)

Earp (Kurt Russell): Don't you think you've had enough Doc?
Holiday: Nonsense, I've not yet begun to defile myself.

Somebody: I've got lots of friends. (implication being "why stick your neck out for just one?")
Holiday: I don't.

Jaws

Brody (Roy Scheider): (upon seeing huge shark) You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): You got a bigger problem then that Martin. You've still got a hell of a fish out there, with a mouth about this big. (large motioning with hands)
Brody: How do we confirm that by moring?
Hooper: If he is a rogue, and there's any truth to territoriality at all, we've got a good chance of spotting him between cape Scott and south beach.
Brody: Where you going?
Hooper: We gotta find him right now he's a night feeder.
Brody: On the water?
Hooper: Well if we're looking for a shark we're not gonna find him on the land.
Brody: But I'm not drunk enough to go out on a boat!
Hooper: Yes you are.
Brody: No I'm not.
Hooper: Yes you are.
Brody: I can't do that.
Hooper: Yes you can.

More too come...

Please, if I get something inaccurately, give me a shout and help me correct it! :)
 
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Unforgiven

W.W. Beauchamp: Who'd you kill first? Was it Little Bill? When confronted by superior numbers, an experienced gunfighter will *always* fire on the best shot first.
Bill Munny: Is that a fact?
W.W. Beauchamp: [Nods]
Bill Munny: I was lucky in the order, but I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folk.

Beauchamp: Who was next? I bet it was Clyde or maybe Deputy Andy?
Will Munny: I don't know; but I know who the next one killed will be.
Beauchamp: Oh, ah...
 
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KPR's avatar reminded me of another Kurt Russel flick...


Sandra: How do you know they'll be back? (a group of three soldiers rolled through their village killing folks including Sandra's husband and Todd has just dispatched them)

Todd: Because they're soldiers sir, like me.

Sandra: Why are they doing this?

Todd: They're obeying orders sir, it's their duty.

Sandra: Do you know how many there will be?

Todd: Seventeen more, sir.

Sandra: Oh my God you can't fight seventeen on your own. You have to
organize us. We're not cowards, we'll do as you tell us. We'll fight.

Todd: No

Sandra: Why not?

Todd: Soldiers deserve soldiers, sir.

Sandra: But one soldier, against seventeen. What are you going to do?

Todd: I'm going to kill them all, sir.

it was interesting to watch Russell develop the character from killing machine to almost a father figure using maybe a dozen lines.

-Fin
 
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Actually there is no contest - Line and Scene number 1:

A FEW GOOD MEN

Kaffee (Tom Cruise): I want answers
Jessop (Jack Nicholason): You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to them
Jessop: You want answers?
Kaffee: I WANT THE TRUTH!!!
Jessop: You can't handle the truth!

SIMPSONS RIP-OFF OF A FEW GOOD MEN

Sideshow Bob: Why are you arresting me? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
 
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Father of the Bride:

[It begins to snow]
Annie: What? What's that face?
George: It's nothing.
Annie: Oh, this is going cost you more money.
George: No. It's just... I know I'll remember this moment, for the rest of my life.

The Jerk:

Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this
[picks up an ashtray]....and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
 
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Crazy Ernie "If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal! You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm Crazy Ernie!!!"

George "Hey, kids. Where do you wanna go? That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday."
Kid in the studio audience "I wanna go home!"
George "Shut up, you litle weasel!!! Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED. Hope you ENJOY IT."

Stanley Spadowski "This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my old mop, I miss my old mop. But it's still a good mop. Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you. 'Cause life is like a mop, and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff. Well, you, you gotta clean it out! You gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. ("Battle Hymn of the Republic" begins playing) And sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad that a mop--it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with a, with a toothbrush ya know! You gotta scrub, you gotta get it all off, you gotta really try to get it all off. And if that doesn't work--if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, run to the window and say, 'Hey! These floors are dirty as ****, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!!' "

DR. STRANGELOVE
Strangelove's plan for post-nuclear war survival involves living underground with a 10:1 female-to-male ratio
General "Buck" Turgidson "Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"
Dr. Strangelove "Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."
Ambassador de Sadesky "I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor."

Dr. Strangelove "Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, ja?"

KUNG POW! ENTER THE FIST
Wimp Lo "I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know. I go pee pee standing up."

Wimp Lo "Knock knock, who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked! Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby!"
The Chosen One "And who do you rule, the large dark nipple people?"

Mayor "Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?"
Master Betty "Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good. I think it's great because it's so bad."

Master Doe "I have a mortal wound."
Master Tang "Where? Where does it hurt?"
Master Doe "Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot."
Master Tang "Come, I'll get the Neosporin. (singing) NEO! Na na na na na na nah! SPORIN! Nee nee nee nah..."

JIN-ROH: THE WOLF BRIGADE
Nanami "Look at that street corner. Do you remember what used to be there?"
Fuse shakes his head no
Nanami "It's always the same. We always forget so quickly. Perhaps we never knew to begin with. When a building is torn down, it's like it never existed. I guess the same thing happens when people die. It's sad, don't you think?"
 
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Wizard of Oz: When wicked witch of west pops in on scene in munchinland.
Dorothy:(to Glinda the good witch) "I thought you said she was dead?"
Glinda: "That was her sister, the wicked witch of the east. This is the Wicked witch of the west, She's worse than the other one"

Wicked Witch: "Who killed my sister!! Who killed the wicked witch of the east?!! Was it you?!!(to Dorothy)
Dorothy: It was an accident, I didn't mean to kill her."
Wicked Witch: "Well, my little pretty! I can cause accidents, too!"

"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog, too!"

Wizard of Oz to Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tinman and lion after they bring back witch's broom and tells him she's dead.
"Oh you liquidated her eh! Very resourceful!"
 
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From Spaceballs:

Dark Helmet (DH): What the **** am i looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sanderz (CS): Now, your looking at now sir, everything that's happens now, is happening now.

DH: What happened to then?

CS: We passed then.

DH: When?

CS:Just now. We're at now, now.

DH: Go back to then.

CS: When?

DH:Now.

CS:Now?

DH:Now.

CS:We can't.

DH:Why?

CS:We missed it.

DH:When?

CS: Just now.

DH: When will then be now?

CS: Soon.

DH: How soon?

CS: Now.

DH (insanely): When!!!!!!!!??????
 
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SoupySayles said:
From Spaceballs:

Dark Helmet (DH): What the **** am i looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Colonel Sanderz (CS): Now, your looking at now sir, everything that's happens now, is happening now.

DH: What happened to then?

CS: We passed then.

DH: When?

CS:Just now. We're at now, now.

DH: Go back to then.

CS: When?

DH:Now.

CS:Now?

DH:Now.

CS:We can't.

DH:Why?

CS:We missed it.

DH:When?

CS: Just now.

DH: When will then be now?

CS: Soon.

DH: How soon?

CS: Now.

DH (insanely): When!!!!!!!!??????
LOL, great movie!
 
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Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven
 
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Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

Marty DiBergi: I don't know.

Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven.
 
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School Of Rock

Dewey Finn: Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the man. He's everywhere... in the Whitehouse... down the hall -Ms. Mullens, she's the man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called Rock and Roll, but guess what, oh no, the man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome cause the man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!
 
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