MINA - You stole mine!!! Highschool friends and I quoted that movie to death - can quote the whole thing now!

*I* like Josh!!!!
While You Were Sleeping
1) I'm sick?!?! You're cheating on a vegetable!!
2) You're born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.
3) Well, the next time you talk to yourself, tell yourself you're single, and end the
conversation.
4) Ashley: I object to this wedding! Priest: Get in line.
5) Elsie: I like Mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're
saying.
6) 1) What the hell is going on? 2) I am in love with your son. 1) Uh, I know. 2) Not
that one. that one.
The Wedding Singer
1) some of us will never ever find true luv take for instance me and im pretty sure that
guy right there and that lady with the side burns and basically ever one else at
table 9
2) Well, I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have some. I keep it in a jar above
my refrigerator. I'd like to put some more money in that jar. That's where you come
in.
3) (1) is it true that ur having a nervous breakdown??? (2) nervous breakdown
nervous breakdown (3) no (1) is it true you going to end up in a mental intstitution
(2) cookoos nest cookoos nest (3) no whos been saying that (1)everybody (3)
EVERYBODY, your eight years old you only know your parents
4) I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad, Carry you around when your arthritis
is bad, Oh, all I wanna do is grow old with you. I'll get your medicine when your
tummy aches, Build you a fire if the furnace breaks, Oh, it could be so nice growing
old with you. I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold. Need you,
feed you, even let you hold the remote control. So let me do the dishes in our
kitchen sink, Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink, I could be the
man who grows old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
10 Things I Hate About You
1) 1) Where did you come from? Planet loser? 2) As opposed to Planet Look at me
Look at me
2) #1 I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can't you
ever just be whelmed? 2# I think you can in Europe!
3) I Happen To Like Being Adored Thank You!
4) 1) Okay, you can date... when she does. 2) But she's a mutant,what if she never
dates? 1) You'll never date. Oh, I like that.
5) I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you
drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the
way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me
rhyme. I hate it... I hate the way you're always right, I hate when you lie. I hate it
when you make me laugh - even worst when you make me cry. I hate when you're
not around and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate
you - not even close... not even a little bit.... not even at all.
Sweet Home Alabama
1) Why do you want to marry me?...So I can kiss you any time I want!!
Love Actually
1) Mark to Juliette: With any luck, by next year I'll be going out with one of these
girls. But for now, let me say, without hope or agenda, just because it's Christmas
(and at Christmas you tell the truth), to me, you are perfect, and my wasted heart
will love you, until you look like this. Merry Christmas.
2) Sam: No. Daniel: Ohhh, ok, I, well, I'm a little relieved. Sam: Why? Daniel: Because
I thought it would be something worse. Sam: Worse than the total agony of being
in love?! Daniel: Umm, no, your right. Total agony.
3) Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think of the arrivals gate at
Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of
hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere.
Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers
and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old
friends. When the planes hit the twin towers, as far as I know none of the phone
calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all
messages of love. And if you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion that love
actually is all around.
The Life of Brian
1) And what have the Romans ever given us in return?! 2. The aquaduct? 1. What? 2.
The aquaduct. 1. Oh yeah, yeah, they did give us that, that's true. 3. And
sanitation. 4. Yes, the sanitation, remember what the city used to be like, Reg. 1.
Yes OK, I'll grant you, the aquaduct and sanitation are two things the Romans
HAVE done. 5. And the roads! 1. Well yes obviously the roads, I mean the roads go
without saying, don't they! But apart from the sanitation, the aquaduct and the
roads... 6. Irrigation! 7. Medicine! 8. Education! 1. Yeah, all right, fair enough. 9.
And the wine... 10. Yes, that's something we'd really miss if the Romans left. 11.
Public baths! 4. And it's safe to walk the streets at night now Reg. 10. Yes, they
certainly know how to keep order. Only ones who could in a place like this! 1. All
right. But APART from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order,
irrigation, roads, a fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans
ever done for us?! 2. Brought peace!
2) BRIAN: You're all individuals;
CROWD: Yes we are all individuals;
BRIAN: You're all different;
CROWD: Yes we are all different
MAN: I'm not!
3) Oh, it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're
getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.
4) BRIAN: Consider the lilies! ... WOMAN: Consider the lilies? BRIAN: Well, the birds,
then. MAN: What birds? BRIAN: Any birds. MAN: What about them? BRIAN: Well,
have they got jobs? MAN: Who? BRIAN: The birds. MAN: Have the birds got jobs??
MAN 2: What's the matter with 'im? MAN: He says the birds are scroungers! BRIAN:
Look, the point is, the birds, they do all right, don't they? MAN 2: Yes, and good
luck to 'em! MAN 3: Yes, they're very pretty! BRIAN: OK! And you're MUCH more
important than they are, so what are you worrying about; there you are, see? MAN:
I'm worried about what you've got against birds. BRIAN: I haven't got ANYTHING
against the birds! Consider the lilies...! MAN: He's having a go at the flowers now!
MAN 2: Oh, give the flowers a chance!
5) Blessed are the cheesemakers!!!
OOO this is good - me thinks I need to raid a video store tonight!
Sasch