FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES

[twosteppin]

YEAH...BUT HE HADF IT COMIN!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER WHT HE DID

yeah i know, but i still feel bad for him. I do like the scene were he gets killed.

"hail Mary, full of grace the Lord is with thee, blessed art thou............pray for us sinners, now at at the hour of our....BOOM!!!"

 

[nadroj1985]

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I love that quote; my favorite from that movie.

Another one of my favorites......"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

from "When Harry Met Sally," at the end of a great little speech by Billy Crystal's character, Harry.

 

[Reborn_in_Christ]

I have so many favorites, but the one that comes to mind first is:
"Small steps, that's the way it's been done for millions of years, small steps"
and
"through all of our searching, all we find is each other."
Contact

 

[tqpix]

I can't remember the exact quote, but what Peter Parker said at the end of Spider-Man is my favorite.

 

[kesmith22]

"There Is No Spoon"
"Take the red pill and I will show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes"

"There is no try, do or do not"

"I have a bad feeling about this"

"See Mother, I make all things new"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie"

"The, The, The GRINCH"

"But what would I wear"

"I love being a turtle"

 

[kesmith22]

Oh and I forgot:

From Forrest Gump

"Hello my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump"

"Lt. Dan you got new legs"

"Stuipid is as Stupid does"

"Somebody shot that nice man"

"Ow something bit me"

"GUUMMPP" (Drill Sarge

Here's one for you

GOJ

"George not even trying"

 

[KenobiKid]

I have a few, the first 2 go hand and hand for me.
Shawshank Redemption:
Andy-Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
The Matrix Reloaded:
Architect-Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

Fight Club:
Tyler Durden-You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your khakis.
Tyler Durden-The things you own end up owning you.
Casino:
Ace-When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point?
Star Wars:
Yoda-You must unlearn what you have learned.
No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

 

[Carzy]

Im the party pooper

ARNIE

 

[The-Doctor]

so many films so many quotes:

"Is this to be an empathy test, capillary dilation or the so called 'blush response'? Fluctuation of the pupil, involuntary dilation of the iris."
"Mr Deckard, Dr Eldon Tyrell."
"We call it voight comp for short." (blade runner)

"Were you entertained?" Gladiator

"Do you think my beating you has anything to do with my muscles in this place, do you think thats air your breathing?"

"Come on stop trying to hit me and hit me."

"You have to let it all go Neo, fear doubt and disbelief...free your mind"
The matrix

"Crude and slow Highlander you attack was no better than that of a clumsy child"
"You cant die you fool your immortal"
(highlander)

"That still only counts as one"
Return of the king

 

[Yahweh Nissi]

"The blood of the martyrs commands you!" The Exorcist

 

[The-Doctor]

"It talks!"
"Its getting him to shut up thats the trick!"

"...its what all the others did"
"yeah right before they burst into flames!"
(shrek)

 

[SuzQ]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

DARN IT! DARN IT! DARN IT, FIN! That was going to be MY quote!!!

Ok, since you stole that one, I'd have to say my next one is "He's so confused, he doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt". -Truvie, in Steel Magnolias AND "I'm just about at the end of my rope with you!" - "Then tie a noose in it and slip it over yer head" (Weazer & Drum arguing).

I'm dating myself here, but I have several siblings & one of our favorite movies of all time is Stand By Me & the scene where the boys spend a night around the fire:
"If I could eat one food for the rest of my life? That's easy...Pez! Cherry-flavored pez, no doubt about it."
"I don't get it...both Pluto and Goofy are dogs....but Goofy wears a hat and drives a car?".
"Oh, sure! Pick on the fat kid!"
and finally, when they all yell: "I don't shut up - I grow up! ...and when I look at you - I throw up!"

...I'm also wondering if I'm the only one who knows what HeatherJay is talking about with her Shag quote? (Psssst! I bought that tape in a video club several years ago - LOVE it! "That's not Pudge dancing...she's fat").

 

[SuzQ]

Oh, ok! I'll admit - I love Desperado, even though I'm not the biggest fan of Quentin Tarantino.

"I'm looking for a man who calls himself Bucho....but you had to do it the hard way". -Antonio Banderas to Cheech Marin, after shooting up the place and killing all the bad guys.

as well as

"Carolina! Did I thank you?" -Antonio
"No."-Salma Hayek
".......I will". -Antonio.....yeah, baby.

Ok, I'm done now....ha-ha!

 

[Out of the Flames]

Since there are so many other Dogma quotes, I'll throw another one out there.

Metatron: See? Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly; mention something out of a Charlton Heston and they're suddenly theological scholars!

 

[PastorCappy]

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean *this* gate key.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

ahh, The Princess Bride, possibly one of the best movies ever made
-Fin

Okay, I read through this entire thread just so that I would not repeat anyone, and was so surprised to find only a small smattering of The Princess Bride (Fin: Agree with you that it may be the best movie ever) and NO So I Married An Axe Murderer nor This Is Spinal Tap. So, here I go (okay, I might be a little OCD)...

The Princess Bride
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line.". Hahahahahah.

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.

Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain. [pause] No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Also, a true life experience. Honest to God, the first wedding marriage I officiated I slipped and said, "Do you have the wing?"


So I Married An Axe Murderer
Charlie Mackenzie: Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat.

Alcatraz Guide: My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki.

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Charlie Mackenzie: You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called **** You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Charlie Mackenzie: Excuse me, miss? I believe I ordered the Large... HELLO! This is like Campbell's Cup-O-Ccino!

Stuart Mackenzie: Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

Stuart Mackenzie: We've got a piper down, I repeat, the piper is DOWN!

Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! PANTS! NOW!


This Is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven.

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.


My life must be pathetic because each of these lines come up fairly frequently among friends and family in regular conversation. We still laugh at them.

PC

 

[Violet]

well this is the first line that came to mind because I watched it last night ~

"I got shot in the buttocks" Forrest Gump

 

[TwinCrier]

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." Jessica Who framed Roger Rabbit
"Whatta ya think I am, dumb or sumthin?" Lina LaMonte Singin' in the Rain

 

[Yahweh Nissi]

"It's a good job your mammy died giving birth to you junior, otherwise she'd have seen you and died of shame!" Pappy O'Daniel - O brother, where art thou?

 

[Tinydancer19]

I like movies like "radio" and "center stage" that are inspirational.


But my all time favorite movie is "Cool Runnings" its hilarious but my fav. part is at the end when the bobsled crashes and flips over. Yet in the end they still get up and carry the bobsled to the finish line. It's tight!

 

[Sir_Sauron]

"Prove your the real one"
"*pause* Your a d**k"
"Okay, good"
-XMen

"Billy, get me out of this hole"
-Predator

"My dad was a drug dealer, selling marijuana"
"That must have been the s**t!"
"It ruined his life..."
"That must have been s**t..."
-Half Baked


All I can think of at the moment.