Fake the Board

[PassionateWorshipper]

Just before I wake up!

HYE talked to ChrisBot?

 

[EastChief]

Sure! He's my brother.

Do you like to fly kites?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Only when there's no wind and it's a bit more challenging.

HYE swung a loop around a swingset?

 

[EastChief]

Yeah, the last time I attached my rocket seat to it.

Where have all the flowers gone?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Don't worry, there's a flower convention in Atlanta GA, they'll be back next week.

Are you a superhero?

 

[EastChief]

Yep, but thus far my only power seems to be the ability to walk backwards fairly rapidly.

Do you collect anything?

 

[Theofilus]

I collect dust. I have quite a collection. I'll let you see it if you promise not to steal any.

Why is there a green man with antenae on his head floating in mid air outside my window watching me? (I live on the 3rd floor)

 

[NorwayUnn]

Does he look like this?

How come they are never blue or yellow or pink, but always green?

 

[1Cor13v13]

They have allege for blood.

When driving, do you give the driver in front the 2 second rule?

 

[Theofilus]

No, I'm always trying to read the bumper stickers that start "If you can read this..." so 2 seconds is way too much.

What does the bumbper sticker on your car say?

 

[EastChief]

Yes, I give them 2 seconds to get out of my way!

Do you ever go over the speed limit?

 

[Theofilus]

What's a speed limit?

What does the bumber sticker on your car say?

 

[EastChief]

No, I'm always trying to read the bumper stickers that start "If you can read this..." so 2 seconds is way too much.

What does the bumbper sticker on your car say?

Watch out! My transmission falls out frequently.

What do you do for fun?

 

[Theofilus]

I pluck my nose hairs

What did/will you have for dinner?

 

[EastChief]

300 grapes and 14 twinkies.

If someone pulled a gun on you and said "Your money or your life!", what would you do?

 

[Theofilus]

I would use my super laser vision to melt the gun.

What super powers do you have?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

I can belch the alphabet. On a good day, I can do it twice.


Have you ever dreamt that Captain Kirk was your father?

 

[Theofilus]

What do you mean dreamt? He is my father.

Who is your father?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Darth Vader


Do you like talking on the phone?

 

[MMXII]

I love it, I stay on the phone every waking minute. Actually, I'm thinking about getting one implanted.

How often do you clean your house?