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[MMXII]

137.89038401 and then my brain goes into overload.

What is your middle name?

 

[EastChief]

Rasputin

Are your great-great-great grandparents still alive?

 

[MMXII]

Yeah, they live with me. Most of the time it's them posting and not really me.

What's that red mark on your face?

 

[EastChief]

A tatoo of Mars

Can you juggle swords?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yes, of course! It's a skill passed down my family line of circus performers.

Have you mastered gravity?

 

[EastChief]

Not yet. I still float away or get stuck to the floor.

How long can you hold your breath?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Long enough for the silage delivery truck to drive by.

How many minutes does this hour have?

 

[NorwayUnn]

Enough.


How many people have you hugged today?

 

[Theofilus]

Enough.


How many people have you hugged today?

I went for a walk this morning and I saw a police officer that looked kinda down and I went to him and hugged him. Then I hugged each of the 3 guys I shared a jail cell with. Then I hugged the warden who let me out of the cell. I would have hugged the judge who let me go home but they didn't let me close to him.

What day is it where you are?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Someday, the one just over the rainbow...

How many toes do you have?

 

[Theofilus]

Twelve. That's 6 toes on each hand.


It was Friday the 13th the other day. Did anything interesting happen to you that day?

 

[EastChief]

I fell off a cliff into a pit of crocodiles.

What are you doing today?

 

[Theofilus]

Setting up a satelite Internet connection on my yacht. If you can read this, it works.

Did those crocodiles hurt you?

 

[NorwayUnn]

I growled like a viking drama queen, and the bastards were scared and ran like chickens, so I did not get hurt by them at all.


What is the weirdest pet you have ever had?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

A little sister.


When you're abducted by extraterrestrials, how do you convince them to let you go?

 

[NorwayUnn]

I give'em an icecold look, show'em my biceps, lets out a real stinker , - and they just let me go.


What online classes have you taken?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Neurosurgery 101


Paper or plastic?

 

[EastChief]

Hermetically sealed cryogenic chamber.

What kind of car do you have?

 

[MMXII]

A TARDIS.

What's the weather like there?

 

[EastChief]

It's been raining for weeks. I'm currently building an ark.

What's your favorite sport?