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[rainbowpromise]

Ark rolling!

Have you fed the lions yet?

 

[MMXII]

Yes, yes I have. I'm sorry to inform you that EastChief won't be posting anymore...but the lions are full

In one word, describe your personality.

 

[rainbowpromise]

arachibutyrophobic

Do you like peanut butter?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

I like to spread it on pinecones and the roll them in birdseed. Next I hang them on the trees outside. Later I come back, flap my arms as hard as I can and try to lick them.

Have you ever received an inheritance?

 

[Theofilus]

I inherited a million dollars from a grandfather I didn't know I had.

What kind of car do you drive?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

I drive a Fred Flintstone-mobile.

How's the manuscript coming?

 

[EastChief]

It is over 3 million pages and I've been told I need to cut it back a bit.

Do you celebrate Groundhog Day?

 

[MMXII]

Does having my own personal parade count? Then yes. Phil and I march up and down the streets.

How old will you be on your next birthday?

 

[EastChief]

100. I expect a huge party here.

How far away is the moon?

 

[MMXII]

About a mile and a half. I go in my TARDIS every night to visit the man that lives in it.

What was the last thing you cut?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

My budget.

How do you make grilled cheese sandwiches?

 

[EastChief]

About a mile and a half. I go in my TARDIS every night to visit the man that lives in it.

What was the last thing you cut?

The cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

(Showing your age here!) 247 licks.

How do you make grilled cheese sandwiches?

 

[EastChief]

2 loaves of bread and a pound of limburger on my engine block.

Have you ever tight-rope walked?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yes, all the way to the bathroom...

Any members of your family travel with the circus?

 

[MMXII]

All of them...we're roadies.

What did you have for dinner?

 

[EastChief]

Plankton souffle and kelp pudding.

What decorations do you put on your Christmas Tree?

 

[MMXII]

I have a family of bats that I bring in for Christmas. They sleep on the tree. Then I have a few dung beetles that I've painted red and green...they move around a lot though.

Did the lion eat you?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

No he was only lyin' to ya.

How many days 'til Christmas?

 

[EastChief]

I assume you mean Christmas 2025. A lot!

What time do you usually go to sleep?