Evolution Schmevolution on the Daily Show

[Dannager]

Proclaiming the love for my lady while lampooning the absurdity of this forum is definitely worth killing two birds with one stone.

Peace.

Leave this forum or you will be reported and I will pursue your banning. You have decided, willingly, to no longer contribute to any discussion in a meaningful manner and have stated your purpose as "lampooning" this forum. Your comments are not appreciated by anyone. Leave.

 

[Nymphalidae]

Leave this forum or you will be reported and I will pursue your banning. You have decided, willingly, to no longer contribute to any discussion in a meaningful manner and have stated your purpose as "lampooning" this forum. Your comments are not appreciated by anyone. Leave.

What crawled up your rear end and died?

 

[Grengor]

Matthew777's repeated references to his love life?

 

[Dannager]

What crawled up your rear end and died?

I'm just a little ticked at how useless Matthew's posts have been recently. I don't want to read about how he thinks his girlfriend's beauty defies logic. I'd almost prefer it if he were still spouting off PRATTs constantly.

 

[nvxplorer]

What crawled up your rear end and died?

Would you accept an invitation to view endless photos of my kids?

 

[Nymphalidae]

I'm just a little ticked at how useless Matthew's posts have been recently. I don't want to read about how he thinks his girlfriend's beauty defies logic. I'd almost prefer it if he were still spouting off PRATTs constantly.

Yeah, I don't care about his girlfriend, either. It's kind of icky.

 

[Nymphalidae]

Would you accept an invitation to view endless photos of my kids?

Actually, I would rather you tied me down on a fire ant hill. Thanks for the offer, though.

 

[Dannager]

Yeah, I don't care about his girlfriend, either. It's kind of icky.

Agreed. I mean, I wouldn't actually pursue his banning. That'd be mean of me and would take more effort than I care to put forward, but honestly. This forum has a purpose and it's not discussion of significant others' finer traits.

EDIT:

Actually, I would rather you tied me down on a fire ant hill. Thanks for the offer, though.

 

[nvxplorer]

Actually, I would rather you tied me down on a fire ant hill.

I’ll leave that alone.

 

[nitesco]

Wow, did anyone watch it tonight!? Kent Hovind and Ken Ham both mocked by Lewis Black. It couldn't have been better.

 

[ForeRunner]

Actually, I would rather you tied me down on a fire ant hill. Thanks for the offer, though.

I worked in a photo lab for 3 years. I wanted to yell "No one cares this much about your kid" at every woman that brought in 8 rolls of film with her stupid baby on it. I can tell you from experience they all look the same.

 

[Nymphalidae]

I worked in a photo lab for 3 years. I wanted to yell "No one cares this much about your kid" at every woman that brought in 8 rolls of film with her stupid baby on it. I can tell you from experience they all look the same.

You are correct. All babies look the same to prevent infanticide, since paternity is pretty much cryptic.

 

[Valkhorn]

Actually, I would rather you tied me down on a fire ant hill. Thanks for the offer, though.

Kinky

 

[Nymphalidae]

I’ll leave that alone.

Kinky

You guys are all such perverts! I'm shocked and appalled.

 

[TeddyKGB]

I wish Lewis Black longer discussion time on Evo. Did you see the dino eating the fruit?

Did you see the dino telling Adam how great God is?

Ham was great. He fired off rhetorical questions which he then answered without so much as a dramatic pause, as if he didn't even trust his audience to answer "Should we follow God's word?" correctly.

 

[BananaSlug]

I thought his reasoning behind the Grand Canyon was hilarious. The majestic splender of the canyon is a monument to the sins of pre flood humanity. BTW, why didn't the flood carve out the rest of the southwest like it did the canyon? The canyon only covers a (relatively) small area.

http://www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/disfor01.html
Look at the last panel! The student's question is definitely a sound basis for an argument (obviously the student doesn't realize it can be fired right back at him!)

 

[Edx]

Wow, did anyone watch it tonight!? Kent Hovind and Ken Ham both mocked by Lewis Black. It couldn't have been better.

Where can I watch it!?

 

[Dannager]

Where can I watch it!?

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/

Enjoy.

 

[Edx]

http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/

Enjoy.

Cheers!
watching it now!1

 

[TheBear]

just saw and advertisement for this on Comedy Central... given that John Stewart seems reasonably intelligent, I'm assuming that this won't be some kind of creationist garbage, and I know he's made fun of ID in the past... did he title it that just to get viewers? We'll have to watch and find out...

I've watched some of it this week. Funny stuff!