A man and his wife are visiting the Holy Land. While there, the wife dies. The man makes arrangements to have his wife's body shipped all the way back to the United States. The airline ticket clerk is astounded that the man is willing to buy the very expensive plane ticket and suggests that it would be much cheaper simply to have her body buried in Israel. The man shook his head and said, "No. Fly her to the U.S. I heard of one guy that got buried here in Israel and after three days, he came back to life. I'm not going to take any chances. Give me that plane ticket!"
