Do you want to go to heaven???????????????

[Victory of the Cross]

This thread... makes chuck norris cry

 

[greatnews]

This thread... makes chuck norris cry

I love that picture, you know chuck norris' jaw line is so sharp that he shaves razors with it ?

 

[anewday]

yes

 

[greatnews]

yes

yes you will ? so did you ?

 

[MehGuy]

so anyways what made you want to join this website ?

Isn't this the 5th time you asked this?

I lost a bet, so I'm forced to post on this website daily for 20 years and not a day more.

 

[greatnews]

Isn't this the 5th time you asked this?

I lost a bet, so I'm forced to post on this website daily for 20 years and not a day more.

I just keep on asking to see if your story changes any, well everything seems to be in order here, and well you have a good one then, and 2007 tell now is 5 years, so you only have 15 years left, enjoy

 

[MehGuy]

I just keep on asking to see if your story changes any, well everything seems to be in order here, and well you have a good one then, and 2007 tell now is 5 years, so you only have 15 years left, enjoy

I didn't choose the CF singles life, the CF singles life choose me.

 

[MacFall]

I'm not actually all that excited about heaven. Interested, yeah, but not excited. It's the bodily resurrection and New Creation that have been promised to us that I look forward to.

 

[crishmael]

This thread... makes chuck norris cry

Thank God. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

 

[greatnews]

I'm not actually all that excited about heaven. Interested, yeah, but not excited. It's the bodily resurrection and New Creation that have been promised to us that I look forward to.

so your not excited to come up hither for a moment until the indignation be passed ? you know go to heaven during the tribulation ? we are saved from wrath romans 5:9 and the tribulation in the bible, old testamnet is also called that great day of wrath, so we won't go through it, are you excited now ?

 

[greatnews]

Thank God. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

you know everyone looks down on chuck norris because he got divorced and is with some 20 year old blond now, but the real reason for him being with that blond girl, is because Chuck Norris is so sexy that the word sexy had to change it's name, it is now called chuck norris

 

[MrMoe]

I love that picture, you know chuck norris' jaw line is so sharp that he shaves razors with it ?

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.

When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls by Chuck Norris.

 

[greatnews]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up.

When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls by Chuck Norris.

chuck norris doesn't ware a watch he decides what time it is... when chuck norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up he is pushing the earth down

 

[MehGuy]

Make a MehGuy joke.

 

[RandomNoob]

- edit...bad joke (a chuck norris joke fwiw, not u meh guy)

 

[greatnews]

Make a MehGuy joke.

Mehguy is so white that the color white had to change it's name the color is now called Mehguy

 

[MrMoe]

Make a MehGuy joke.

But you're already a joke.




Sorry, that was cruel, but it was the only one I could think of.

 

[greatnews]

But you're already a joke.




Sorry, that was cruel, but it was the only one I could think of.

thats not funny

 

[MehGuy]

thats not funny

Mr. Moe has been terrorizing me for a long time.

 

[pressingon17]

Mr. Moe has been terrorizing me for a long time.

Is it true about the bet thing? Is so how are you forced to be on here for 20 years. The interwebs will for sure be gone in 20 years.