Do you want to go to heaven???????????????

[greatnews]

That's right!

And some people just don't like cold treats.

i like mine shaken not stirred

 

[greatnews]

it's sad not that many people want to talk to me anymore

 

[greatnews]

ooooooo!

why so many zeros and no ones ?

 

[Going Merry]

she kinda reminds me of jezebel you know ?

do you know what a jezebel is?

Let's pretend you do know what a Jezebel is.

Then I claim you have this spirit Jezebel in you, by your simple understanding of Luke 18, thinking that it is what a person need to do. Even though it is not in scripture, you add to it and say it is.

 

[Going Merry]

oh so your claiming to be God now ?

coming to god through his servants, i will claim to be his representative, yes

 

[reptilegirl]

it's sad not that many people want to talk to me anymore

wow, I read this whole thread. I got quite a few laughs

 

[greatnews]

wow, I read this whole thread. I got quite a few laughs

what did you laugh at the most ?

 

[MehGuy]

what did you laugh at the most ?

Yeah, your input is valuable to us. The more we know what the public likes the more we'll be able to improve Greatnews technology©in the development of future threads.

 

[Victory of the Cross]

I've personally given up on this thread, I'm awaiting the movie version

 

[reptilegirl]

I've personally given up on this thread, I'm awaiting the movie version

 

[Going Merry]

When I wake up in the morning, one of my first prayers is the destruction of this thread

 

[toastface_grillah]

Twenty pages! I knew you guys could do it! Twenty-five, who's takin' this thread to twenty five?
Merry, I'll pray for you.

 

[Going Merry]

can people who have sin enter heaven?

 

[MehGuy]

can people who have sin enter heaven?

Yeah, like totally.

 

[greatnews]

Yeah, like totally.

only a saved sinner goes to heaven

 

[MehGuy]

only a saved sinner goes to heaven

Like yeah, totally dude.

The unsaved have to go through a humiliating initiation.

 

[Going Merry]

where do all the saved saints go then?

 

[MehGuy]

I'm not a sinner, I'm just misunderstood.

 

[toastface_grillah]

During initiation? I hear there's a sweet "Round the World" banquet where we get to eat all the "international" foods we were too squeamish to eat here on earth. I'm not looking forward to the balut, but with Christ all things are possible.

 

[greatnews]

where do all the saved saints go then?

saints are saved sinners, we all have sinned, and if you say you have no sin then the truth is not in you