Do YOU have a crush on anyone? (59)

[Elizabeth8393]

Actually, I might risk being banished from the Coalition of Fantasy Nerds forever by asking this, but, who is that guy?

Thranduil, Elvenking of Mirkwood.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Now why would Queen Owlette assist you in making war on her own people? She knows that you are by now since your nefarious plot has been exposed.

Precisely!

 

[Toro]

Now why would Queen Owlette assist you in making war on her own people? She knows that you are by now since your nefarious plot has been exposed.

Because they kicked her out. That is why she is here.

Who do you think is the brains behind the operation of Owl world domination?

Lions and bulls do not an ally make. Bull is my favorite meal, I like them medium rare. Especially if it's bison!

I was refering to the actual lioness kingdom..... Leo is their Queen and we are allies.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Lions and bulls do not an ally make. Bull is my favorite meal, I like them medium rare.

Hey, whoa, now! We're supposed to be the good guys here, aren't we? Now how bad would it look for our cause if one of our own was to start going all cannibalistic on the enemy in the middle of battle?

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Because they kicked her out. That is why she is here.

Who do you think is the brains behind the operation of Owl world domination?

I was refering to the actual lioness kingdom..... Leo is their Queen and we are allies.

Gasp! Could it be true? Did she get banished?

Not the queen of my pride. I'm the queen of my own kingdom.

 

[SarahsKnight]

Because they kicked her out. That is why she is here.

Ah, so that is the political lie you wish to spread among the nations in order to rally sympathy to your cause and demean the good Queen at the same time.

Truly, you must be stopped.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Hey, whoa, now! We're supposed to be the good guys here, aren't we? Now how bad would it look for our cause if one of our own was to start going all cannibalistic on the enemy in the middle of battle?

But Knight! His taunting is making me hungry.

(OMGOSH this is so much fun!)

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Ah, so that is the political lie you wish to spread among the nations in order to rally sympathy to your cause and demean the good Queen at the same time.

Truly, you must be stopped.

The audacity! Such a coniving bull!

 

[mojoboy31]

Because they kicked her out. That is why she is here.

Who do you think is the brains behind the operation of Owl world domination?

Hey, whoa, now! We're supposed to be the good guys here, aren't we? Now how bad would it look for our cause if one of our own was to start going all cannibalistic on the enemy in the middle of battle?

Your side's true colors have been revealed...

 

[SarahsKnight]

But Knight! His taunting is making me hungry.

Welllll, just try not to make your kills too graphic, then. The Owl people are very sensitive to the horrors of battle, you know, and they must be assured that they can trust us as their allies.

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EDIT: Nice Al Bundy gif you found, Mojo. Was that from when Robert Englund barged into his house dressed like The Devil?

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Oh I won't. I'm very clean. And I'm also very aware of the sensitivity of others

 

[Toro]

I are king.... obviously I are a liked and just ruler or Id have had your heads long ago for opposing me.

Whose the bad guy now? You just want to make war in a place of peace because I am bringing rule over another world to give to Owly as a wedding present for her to rule in peace. You are the ones wanting to bring the kingdom of Toro into war.

You wanted to force Owly and I as a match and now that you don't like me giving her the world as a wedding gift, you want to rise up and cause turmoil. Make up your mind people.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

There's a difference between giving her the world and taking over the world. Take her around your kingdom, get to know hers, that will mean the world to her

 

[mojoboy31]

Side-note: it might be kinda funny if we edit all these posts out, and not tell Owly what we were talking about...

 

[SarahsKnight]

You wanted to force Owly and I as a match and now that you don't like me giving her the world as a wedding gift.

Don't you mean murdering her on your wedding night, Prince-Humperdinck style, and then setting the entire Owl nation aflame as a wedding gift, King Toro? We're onto you! You've got your warriors stationed in hiding just over the eastern hills outside the kingdom, don't you?

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Ooh! Now that is totally genius!

How do we do this?

 

[mojoboy31]

There's a difference between giving her the world and taking over the world. Take her around your kingdom, get to know hers, that will mean the world to her

What's that old world term for a gift that the groom gives the bride at the wedding, it usually involved land.... Oh, yeah, a 'dowry', right?

 

[TraciDee]

Holy cow- I'm gone half a day and Toro fesses for Owly!!!

For the sake of my devoted shipping I will need this scene reinacted at a later time in which I can be present and make happy squeals!!

 

[Toro]

There's a difference between giving her the world and taking over the world. Take her around your kingdom, get to know hers, that will mean the world to her

But in order to give something....... one must be in possession of it.... or it can't rightfully be given.

 

[Elizabeth8393]

Don't you mean murdering her on your wedding night, Prince-Humperdinck style, and then setting the entire Owl nation aflame as a wedding gift, King Toro? We're onto you! You've got your warriors stationed in hiding just over the eastern hills outside the kingdom, don't you?

Can i just sit back and watch you do battle with the bull?