Do Apes Shave?

[Beastt]

except for the fact that it is a relationship with God not a religion. also, good works are not required to get to Heaven

Do you really think that by using the word "relationship", that you've changed anything? It's still about an omnipotent being, credited with the creation of everything including man, who makes all of the rules and offers rewards for following those rules and punishment for not following them. The word "relationship" changes nothing. Every interaction between one unit/being and another is a relationship.

 

[MSBS]

Male primates don't shave. They never shaved. They do not grow beards. Male humans who never shave grow beards. Therefore humans and primates do not share a common ancestor.

ROFL. This has my vote for one of the funniest things ever posted here.

 

[L'Anatra]

except for the fact that it is a relationship with God not a religion. also, good works are not required to get to Heaven

Yeah... Christianity is not a religion. Right. And I'm the Queen of England.

What crazed lunatic is feeding you all this tripe?

 

[Loudmouth]

The oddity is that the entire BIBLE comes together as ONE complete piece of literature without contradiction and with one single theme--------the divine gift of salvation.

Its called redaction, look it up. Its not hard for all of the books to fit together if all of the contradictions were fixed.

 

[Numenor]

Male primates don't shave. They never shaved. They do not grow beards. Male humans who never shave grow beards. Therefore humans and primates do not share a common ancestor.

Another one for that 'Fundies say the darndest things' list.

 

[platzapS]

They are animals-----we are humans.

Humans are animals. We're living organisms, and we're certainly not bacteria, plants, protists, or fungi. In what kingdom do you think humans belong?

 

[Nathan Poe]

Apes do not shave.
Neither does ZZ Top.
There's your common ancestor.

 

[funyun]

Apes and humans are two different species. We did not come from them and they didn't come from us.

Apes are not a species at all, but a superfamily more accurately called hominoids, to which we humans do, in fact, belong.

 

[notto]

 

[L'Anatra]

Thank you for the wonderful pictures, notto.

Orangutans are adorable.

 

[NIMBYatheist42!!!]

Give a human some time in the wild, and the person's going to look like an ape!

 

[nvxplorer]

I have to stop spending so much time at GA.

This forum is much more entertaining.

 

[Numenor]

Male primates don't shave. They never shaved. They do not grow beards. Male humans who never shave grow beards. Therefore humans and primates do not share a common ancestor.

Will you now retract this Nipper now that we have those lovely pictures Notto posted? Do you now accept that humans and primates do share a common ancestor?

 

[Oonna]

Littlenipper, i would like your comment on notto's pictures of a Orangutan with a beard, seems like he kind of just blew your whole point up.


BANG!!!

 

[Edx]

I suspect Nipper will hope this thread goes away.

I say we bump it for a while, and occasionally with those pictures again.

Ed

 

[Oonna]

I suspect Nipper will hope this thread goes away.

I say we bump it for a while, and occasionally with those pictures again.

Ed

I most definitly will, i really want to see his response, maybe he will accuse notto of glueing a fake beard on?

 

[JesusQuest]

I didn't find butterbean info but on http://freespace.virgin.net/karl_and.gnome/donthavetoignore.htm I found this sentence, on this site are links to his sources "In fact, we share 92%- 94% DNA with bacteria" So are you saying bacteria are almost as close to us as a monkey?

 

[Pete Harcoff]

I didn't find butterbean info but on http://freespace.virgin.net/karl_and.gnome/donthavetoignore.htm I found this sentence, on this site are links to his sources "In fact, we share 92%- 94% DNA with bacteria" So are you saying bacteria are almost as close to us as a monkey?

You realize that a random Internet site is not necessarily the best source for scientific information, yes?

If you want to know the genetic comparisons for various organisms, your best bet is a published textbook on the subject, or better yet, published scientific research in journals.

 

[CaptainKotatsu]

That doesn't look like a website that I'd use for any serious information.

 

[Nymphalidae]

Male primates don't shave. They never shaved. They do not grow beards. Male humans who never shave grow beards. Therefore humans and primates do not share a common ancestor.

Brilliant! Somebody call Harvard.