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.............Happy New Year !!!!! :cool:
 

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This is great and really works, I feel fab now !!

At last a sensible exercise programme to burn off the calories after that third helping of pudding...

If you're over 25 you might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise programme.


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That's enough for the first day. Have some chocolate.:p
 
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New years resolutions ................:D


I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"



I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."

I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.

I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader

I will go into McDonald's and order a McSlurry

I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
 
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Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree

1. Two feet tall, forty feet wide

2. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"

3. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
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4.While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride.

5. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it.

6. It's very small and says "air freshener" on it. :D

7. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours.
 
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New Years .......... looking back over my promises ............:D


  • 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.
  • 2000: I will read at least 10 books a year.
  • 2001: I will read 5 books a year.
  • 2002: I will read some articles in the newspaper this year.
  • 2003: I will try and finish the comics section this year.

  • 1999: I will get my weight down below 170.
  • 2000: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200.
  • 2001: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220.
  • 2002: I will work out once a week.
  • 2003: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

  • 1999: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
  • 2000: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
  • 2001: I will be totally out of debt by next year.
  • 2002: I will try to pay off the debt interest by next year.
  • 2003: I will try to be out of the country by next year.
 
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