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Did you smile today? (10)
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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside the bed to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs ...
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,
To which the little brother replied,
- "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE ...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO ...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR ..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said,
- "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied,
- "No, but Gramma is!"
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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cygnusx1 said:It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
Snapped, cygnus!! Yes.....it's our son's birthday today.....such a joy to see him so well and healthy after being so very seriously ill. Each year increases that joy.....
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