Describe something you do in an unnecessarily dramatic way

[URA]

I'll start with my on-campus Work Study job as a janitor in my college's cafeteria:

"Three days a week, one man decides to declare war on the crumbs on the floor, condemning them to total destruction, all to gradually siphon money from the Federal Government."

 

[Nithavela]

My work consists of influencing the minds of thousands of humans, causing them to spend their hard-earned money. At the same time, I influence some of the worlds most powerfull and advanced algorythms to bend them to my service. With a few taps on a keyboard, I determine the future of companies both big and small.

I am.. a copywriter.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

I provide (mostly by example) answers to life's most pressing problems, while cynically observing that no one is listening (or watching).

 

[royal priest]

I just destroyed one of life's most precious gifts with my jaws.
(I ate a chicken ceasar wrap)

 

[brinny]

i tell drug dealers to "get ta steppin' " (now that i think about it, i'm not so sure it's "overly" dramatic) They DESERVE my drama.

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[URA]

i tell drug dealers to "get ta steppin' " (now that i think about it, i'm not so sure it's "overly" dramatic) They DESERVE my drama.

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Erm...May I ask what you mean by this? I'm a tad confused...

 

[brinny]

Erm...May I ask what you mean by this? I'm a tad confused...

It's perhaps a "very dramatic" thing to face-down drug dealers and to tell them to "get ta' steppin' " cuz they don't gots my permission to be "settin' up shop" there in the first place, etc.

What? You never heard of that quote from Shakespeare?

 

[URA]

What? You never heard of that quote from Shakespeare?

No...no, I haven't....

 

[brinny]

No...no, I haven't....

"Though she be but little she is fierce."

 

[URA]

"Though she be but little she is fierce."

Wow, I feel very cultured now!

 

[brinny]

Wow, I feel very cultured now!

Hahahaaaa i'm glad to help