Describe something you do in an unnecessarily dramatic way

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I'll start with my on-campus Work Study job as a janitor in my college's cafeteria:

"Three days a week, one man decides to declare war on the crumbs on the floor, condemning them to total destruction, all to gradually siphon money from the Federal Government."
 

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My work consists of influencing the minds of thousands of humans, causing them to spend their hard-earned money. At the same time, I influence some of the worlds most powerfull and advanced algorythms to bend them to my service. With a few taps on a keyboard, I determine the future of companies both big and small.

I am.. a copywriter.
 
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I provide (mostly by example) answers to life's most pressing problems, while cynically observing that no one is listening (or watching).
 
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i tell drug dealers to "get ta steppin' " (now that i think about it, i'm not so sure it's "overly" dramatic) They DESERVE my drama.

:p. ^_^
Erm...May I ask what you mean by this? I'm a tad confused...^_^
 
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Erm...May I ask what you mean by this? I'm a tad confused...^_^
It's perhaps a "very dramatic" thing to face-down drug dealers and to tell them to "get ta' steppin' " cuz they don't gots my permission to be "settin' up shop" there in the first place, etc.

What? You never heard of that quote from Shakespeare? :p
 
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