Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[mizangelwolf]

Is that new man at work a fungi?

 

[stevendrake]

I have an ingrown ear nail. I need advice... pronto.

 

[mizangelwolf]

I have an ingrown ear nail. I need advice... pronto.

That is easy. Get a potato clipper and carefully trim the hairs around your nose. The ear nail will feel the good vibrations and just fall right off! I have tried this and it works by the way

 

[Alive again]

once you can hear, can you tell if light has mass or do the clouds have to be peeling?

 

[MeekOne]

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

 

[day2day]

 

[MeekOne]

Confucius Say...

· Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

 

[mizangelwolf]

Yo mama joke:

Yo mama so fat she have to use driveway for ironing board!

 

[JPPT1974]

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed!

 

[MeekOne]

Which is the right side of the bed? Is it the left or the right?

 

[SavedByAnAngel]

"Dogs don't bark at parked cars"

 

[mizangelwolf]

Tofu, the other white meat substitute.

 

[MeekOne]

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

 

[SparkyMaddie]

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
-Lee Iacocca

 

[TaterFaith]

people need to quit throwing their cigarette butts on the floor cause the cockroaches are getting cancer!!!

 

[Daughter of His]

Well..........I'm thinking........

 

[HotRhymez]

Why does our nose run and our feet smell?

 

[sbbqb7n16]

How to say "wife" in Spanish: esposa

How to say "handcuffs" in Spanish: esposas

 

[TaterFaith]

is wondering...Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons?

 

[JCgirl4eternity]

Is wondering.......... wait didn't you just ask that in another thread?