Deep thoughts....or maybe NOT...

[Blackmarch]

 

[Blackmarch]

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.




....I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

 

[Blackmarch]

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.




....I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

 

[Blackmarch]

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

 

[MeekOne]

^hahahaha!!

Did the Roman empire fall because they had no way of indicating zero?

 

[MeekOne]

^hahahaha!!

Did the Roman empire fall because they had no way of indicating zero?

 

[Just4Jesus]

why did the chicken cross the road?

2 kick this kids behind!!!

 

[MeekOne]

^ Oh that's too funny!! ^

 

[MeekOne]

^ Oh that's too funny!! ^

 

[ido]

I would like to do #14 on the insanity list at work tomorrow.

 

[mizangelwolf]

why did the chicken cross the road?

2 kick this kids behind!!!

haaa!!!
I am so poor I cannot even support my socks.

 

[Balugon]

I am reminded of how gruesome some nursery rhymes are. Humpty Dumpty and the baby in the cradle die or probably die, the blackbird bites off the lady's nose, ring around the rosie is about the bubonic plague. sheesh

 

[Blackmarch]

why did the chicken cross the road?

2 kick this kids behind!!!

man that keeps making me laugh so hard

I really wish I have shots of the chickens we used to have-
They'd either be chasing our cat or our cat would be trying to scare them (it wouldn't do anything to them except pounce just behind them and watch them all take off in different directions)..
Or the various times our chickens would catch mice.
(my younger siblings say that the cat taught em to like mice by leaving mice it had caught at the chicken coop.

 

[Just4Jesus]

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his re peated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your
voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

 

[MeekOne]

I would like to do #14 on the insanity list at work tomorrow.

I'd love to see the look on everyone's faces!

I like #7 and am determined to use it as soon as I get a chance.

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to
his re peated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your
voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

^Oh, that's hysterical!!!

 

[SavedByAnAngel]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

 

[MeekOne]

^good one!

What would happen if you forgot to think, and then forgot to start again?

 

[mizangelwolf]

Tofu, the other white meat substitute.

 

[stevendrake]

McDonalds... The other substitute for actual meat. lol

 

[MeekOne]

Confucius say:

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!