Crush Application Thread

[mojoboy31]

mojo, did you just give me 2 stars?

It uh.... Wasn't my intention.... But... Erm.... I'm gonna have to plead the fifth

[For our foreign friends who may be unfamiliar the term: "Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term for invoking the privilege that allows a witness to decline to answer questions that might incriminate him or her, without penalty or it counting against him or her.]

 

[Goodbook]

It uh.... Wasn't my intention.... But... Erm.... I'm gonna have to plead the fifth

[For our foreign friends who may be unfamiliar the term: "Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term for invoking the privilege that allows a witness to decline to answer questions that might incriminate him or her, without penalty or it counting against him or her.]

No wonder I don't get along with americans.

 

[Jack of Spades]

[For our foreign friends who may be unfamiliar the term: "Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term for invoking the privilege that allows a witness to decline to answer questions that might incriminate him or her, without penalty or it counting against him or her.]

I would have known!

The things you can learn by watching police series..

 

[Swan7]

@Jack of Spades I have some down time, this looks cool!

1) Where are you from? Canada! Or Swanada... depending how you look at it.

2) What's your favorite movie/book genre? Hmm... Hmm... Harry Potter (both movie and book series!)

3) Are you liberal, moderate, conservative, something else? Nah, they all lie, but God does not.

4) Tell something about your faith/lack of faith? Just gotta have faith.. faith, faith! Ok, real answer: Christianity should say it all, but apparently it's not that simple. I follow God's Word and that is faith.

5) Share one quirky detail about yourself? quirks!? I dunno what you mean!? I don't have none!


Next 5 questions, pick one and tell why you chose it:


6) Fairy, sword or horse? Fairy!

7) Alone in woods or home alone? Ooh... both can be scary. It's like saying Paranormal activity or risky city. Hmm.... I'd have to say Alone in the woods. My cabin would be so cozy!!

8) Will of steel, ocean of feelings or intellectual heights? All 3 balanced to a "T"

9) Escapism or realism? This I'd have to say both. Escape through writing/reading and face realism with a level head after having a nice escape.

10) Which question did you like the most and why?

Chose #8 because it was interestingly placed!
Thanks for the fun!

Here, ya go @Jack of Spades

 

[LadyOfMystery]

It uh.... Wasn't my intention.... But... Erm.... I'm gonna have to plead the fifth

[For our foreign friends who may be unfamiliar the term: "Pleading the Fifth" is a colloquial term for invoking the privilege that allows a witness to decline to answer questions that might incriminate him or her, without penalty or it counting against him or her.]

Meanie!

 

[mojoboy31]

I would have known!

The things you can learn by watching police series..

I figured you would. Lol

Meanie!

Me? Meanie?....

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Okay no, I take it back.

 

[Jack of Spades]

@Jack of Spades I have some down time, this looks cool!

1) Where are you from? Canada! Or Swanada... depending how you look at it.

2) What's your favorite movie/book genre? Hmm... Hmm... Harry Potter (both movie and book series!)

3) Are you liberal, moderate, conservative, something else? Nah, they all lie, but God does not.

4) Tell something about your faith/lack of faith? Just gotta have faith.. faith, faith! Ok, real answer: Christianity should say it all, but apparently it's not that simple. I follow God's Word and that is faith.

5) Share one quirky detail about yourself? quirks!? I dunno what you mean!? I don't have none!


Next 5 questions, pick one and tell why you chose it:


6) Fairy, sword or horse?

7) Alone in woods or home alone?

8) Will of steel, ocean of feelings or intellectual heights? All 3 balanced to a "T"

9) Escapism or realism?

10) Which question did you like the most and why?

Chose #8 because it was interestingly placed!
Thanks for the fun!

Thank you applicant number 3!

Actually, you were supposed to answer all the 5 last questions, but because you have so cute avatar and you live in Swanlandia and like Harry Potter, your application is accepted anyways!

ps. I'll reserve the right to fact check the answer in question number 5, the answer appears suspicious...

 

[Swan7]

Thank you applicant number 3!

Actually, you were supposed to answer all the 5 last questions, but because you have so cute avatar and you live in Swanlandia and like Harry Potter, your application is accepted anyways!

ps. I'll reserve the right to fact check the answer in question number 5, the answer appears suspicious...

Ooh, really? Well, then I shall fix that when I get home from work! Thanks for accepting anyway!

 

[SnowyMacie]

Going to copy and paste mine from earlier...

Thank you for interest in Matt, an equal opportunity person. Applicants must be female. Males are welcomed to fill this out, but applications will not be seriously considered.

Demographic
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Ethnicity (will not affect chance, just curios):
Briefly describe your appearance (hair color/length, eye color, etc.):


Personality (select most accurate)
Tomboy __ Girly Girl __
Shy __ Outgoing __
Serious __ Lighthearted __
Bold __ Timid __
Calm __ Loud __
Neat __ Messy __
Describe your sense of humor:

Your Christianity and Beliefs
Are you a Christian:
What do you think is the most important duty of a Christian:
Are you generally theologically liberal or conservative:
Briefly explain why you believe your religious beliefs:
List top three virtues:
What is one thing that you cannot stand (hypocrisy, lying, etc.):

Interests
Do you like sports (if yes, list your favorite teams):
What is your favorite genre of movies and music:
If you like TV, list your favorite shows:
Do you love to travel:
Would your rather live in a warm climate or cool:
Live in city, country, or suburbs:

Ecetera
Thoughts on PDA:
Do you want children?
Are you a dog person or cat person?
What do you like about me?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Matt's Crush Application:

Demographic
Name: Jennie (Jennay, JennieAmber, JA, Jen etc. ).
Gender: Female.
Age: 28.
Ethnicity (will not affect chance, just curios): English/Irish/French/German = White.
Briefly describe your appearance (hair color/length, eye color, etc.): Brunette hair/shoulder length, blue eyes that change colors in different lighting, I'm like 5'0. lol


Personality (select most accurate)
Tomboy _X_ Girly Girl _X_ I'm an even mix.
Shy __ Outgoing _X_ but I do get shy spells.
Serious __ Lighthearted _X_
Bold _X_ Timid __
Calm __ Loud _X_
Neat __ Messy _X_
Describe your sense of humor:

Your Christianity and Beliefs
Are you a Christian: Yes.
What do you think is the most important duty of a Christian: Striving to be like Christ and leading others to Him.
Are you generally theologically liberal or conservative: Conservative
Briefly explain why you believe your religious beliefs: Because they make sense to me, and I have faith in them. Having a relationship with Christ is something I cling to.
List top three virtues: Patience, Contentment, and Friendliness.
What is one thing that you cannot stand (hypocrisy, lying, etc.): Unkindness, someone who just is unkind for the sake of it, just to hurt people.

Interests
Do you like sports (if yes, list your favorite teams): No not really, but I would tolerate actually going to a game..maybe football or baseball. lol
What is your favorite genre of movies and music: Rock, pop, country for music. Drama, thriller, mystery for movies.
If you like TV, list your favorite shows: Big Brother, Amazing Race, Survivor, Switched at Birth, One Tree Hill, Chicago PD.
Do you love to travel: Yes! I don't get to much, but I do love it! I'd love to travel out of state soon.
Would your rather live in a warm climate or cool: Warm climate please.
Live in city, country, or suburbs: I currently live in the suburbs but I'd love to live in the country... Not the boondocks, but just a little country.

Ecetera
Thoughts on PDA: Holding hands is fine, a little kiss here and there. But please do not make out excessively in public. lol
Do you want children? Yes!
Are you a dog person or cat person? Dog person all the way.
What do you like about me? Your kind of posts that you make, you have very interesting ideas and opinions.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Carolina Sunrise's questions:

1. Where are you from? The land of Oz

2. Whats your favorite color? Blue

3. Do you like cats, dogs, or both? Both, but prefer dogs

4. Whats your favorite food? Orange chicken from P.F. Changs or Jujeh Chicken with saffron rice

5. What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Dishes (not loading the dishwasher but actually washing dishes)

6. How do you fix a broken window? with a phone call

7. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Elanil

8. If you could be any fictional character, who would you be? A Bounty Hunter...think a female version of Boba Fett or an Elf

9. What 3-5 songs are included on your Life Soundtrack?
1. Everything Is Yours- Audrey Assad
2. Keep Your Eyes Open- NEEDTOBREATHE
3. Enough- The Autumn Field
4. Don't Be So Hard On Yourself- Jess Glynne
5. Something Better- Audien/Lady Auntebellum

10. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Narnia or Middle Earth

11. Do you get angry easily? Not usually

12. List 1-5 pet peeves.

1. Unreliability
2. Games people play with other's hearts
3. Lateness
4. Beauty/hotness scales

13. Do you love or hate rollercoasters? Hate

14. What public transportation do you prefer? (Truck,car,train,plane,bus..etc) Space ship

15. Do you collect anything? If so, what? If not, why not? Journals apparently...and pens

16. On a scale of 1-10 how funny do you think you are? 3-4?

17. Whats your style of humor? ....that's the mystery

18. Do you like the gym? Nope

19. Coffee/Tea/Neither/Both: Both

20. Where do you see yourself in 2 years? Bagging and tagging Orcs or on the hunt for my latest bounty

 

[Goodbook]

looks like the guys don't bother to answer the girls ones. Oh well nevermind. worth a shot.

 

[mojoboy31]

looks like the guys don't bother to answer the girls ones. Oh well nevermind. worth a shot.

That's because we have guys like Toro afoot. The second a guy "applies", he'll never hear the end of it. But, I have some time today, so I'll fill a few out.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

@Rhamiel
I the Keymaster are you the Gatekeeper? No

You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moon light? If he played the fiddle and visited Georgia then the answer is yes.
Do you believe in magic, in a young girls heart? It started with a smile that wouldn't wipe off my face.

Do you want the truth? well you can't handle the truth. Says you and Jack Nicholson but I'm pretty sure I could.

what is 360 divided by 7? Do I look like a calculator?

can I have a pony? No, but if you'll compromise then you can have a horse.

what is your name? what is your quest? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Ireland, to find the Holy Grail, and is that European or African?


@RayofSun

RayofSun's Application for Hugs and High fives:
1. What is one verse that speaks to where you are right now?
Proverbs 3:5-6

2. List 3 pet peeves you have.
Tardiness, Unreliability, and Beauty/hotness "scales"

3. Name that movie!
"Let's face it. You've gotta be a man to wear tights!"
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

4. If you could heroically save and marry one of the following Disney princesses, which would you choose? OR If you could be one of the following, who would you be?

[ ]Sleeping Beauty
[ ]Pocahontas
[ ]Cinderella
[X]Belle
[ ]Ariel

5. If you never had to work again, what would you do with your time? Perfect my bounty hunting skills

6. Respond to the following in 4 words or less:

• "What do you think about going camping this weekend?"
  I'm bring the s'mores
• "I am thinking of grabbing some sushi for lunch..."
  No, thanks.
• "I want to go play laser tag tomorrow afternoon. Want to join?"
  Y'all are so dead.

7. What do you think about Babies? Toddlers? Kids?
I love them all.

8. It's your birthday and I'm baking a cake/cupcake/sweet for you! What do you request?
New York style Cheesecake

9.What is your favourite holiday tradition?
Decorating the Christmas tree with family.

10. Which flavour of Timbit (*nods to fellow Canadians*) could make you cheat on your diet?
It all sounds good but I have no idea what Timbit is....
[ ]Apple Fritter
[ ]Honey Dip
[ ]Chocolate glazed
[ ]Dutchie
[ ]Pumpkin Spice
[ ]Strawberry filled
[ ]Donuts? You gotta be kidding me.

11. I'm sick and out with a really bad cold. What do you do?
Bring you soup and meds.


@mojoboy31

Gender:Female

Christian- Yes or no: Yes

Single- yes or no: Yes

Age:205
Do you now or have you ever had a crush on me? [If yes, don't bother to fill the rest of this out, just shoot me a PM ]
Nope, but you're a nice guy...when you're not being mean.

Are you *sure* you've never had a crush on me? [Can't blame me for trying XP ]
To my knowledge, I have never had a crush on you.

Do you like to write? Yes

Do you like to read? Yes

Who is your favorite writer? C.S. Lewis

What is your favorite novel? Jane Eyre

Who's your favorite actor/actress? Benedict Cumberbatch/Sandra Bullock

Favorite director: I don't have one.

Favorite film: La Belle et La Bete

Favorite TV show: Downton Abbey

Does it disturb you how important your fictional taste is to me? Not really

Do you like music? Yes

What's your favorite artist/band? Mumford and Sons

Favorite song: Enough- The Autumn Film

Name a song you love, but rarely admit loving- your guilty pleasure if you will: Worth It- Fifth Harmony

Favorite superhero: Captain America

DC or Marvel: Marvel

What's something you do to cheer yourself up on sucky days? Read the Bible or a book, watch a movie, listen to music, or go for a walk

Would you describe yourself as generally happy? I'd say I'm a mix

On a scale of 1 to 10- how would you rate this form so far? 8 (It's pretty fun)

Properly use the word literally in a sentence: I am fairly sure that I do.

Are you a grammar Nazi? NO!

Do you like sarcasm? Sometimes

Would you answer sarcasm with sarcasm? It has been known to happen.

Is this form long enough yet?

I'm looking for CF crushes. Candidates fill this application please. This is your chance to win a quality crush, no stalking, no complicated drama, just good quality straight forward crush!

1) Where are you from? The land of Horses, Bourbon, and Wildcats

2) What's your favorite movie/book genre? Fantasy

3) Are you liberal, moderate, conservative, something else? I just am...

4) Tell something about your faith/lack of faith? God's faithfully walked with me through the fire and the floods and he brought me through every trial.

5) Share one quirky detail about yourself? I like the smell of books

6) Fairy, sword or horse? Horse

7) Alone in woods or home alone? Home alone

8) Will of steel, ocean of feelings or intellectual heights? In others or myself?

9) Escapism or realism? Both

10) Which question did you like the most and why? The one unasked.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how independent are you? According to the guy, who offered to check my car over, I'm a 9 but I'd say a 7 or so

Ethnic origin:No one knows for certain but I claim to be American.

Does the smell of cow mess bother you? As long as I don't live in or up against the barn, no.

Do you stick to what you know? Or are you inquisitive and thirsty for new experiences? Since I am part cat I am fairly curious.

Droll or silly? A bit silly

A dram or a pint? A pint

Why would you have a crush on me when you only ever see an image of Resse's Pieces? Who said I had a crush on you? I've loved Reese's Pieces since I was little.

Your testimony: (I don't want song, verse, and half of the Oxford Dictionary typed out)
Well, if I can't sing it or write out half of the dictionary.....

If successful, when can you start? Is this really a job interview?
Ha! Ha! The things I do on my day off...

 

[Goodbook]

lol.
I think mine got buried under the mounting pile of other applications.

 

[mojoboy31]

lol.
I think mine got buried under the mounting pile of other applications.

it won't be after I fill it out. Xp

 

[Jack of Spades]

1) Where are you from? The land of Horses, Bourbon, and Wildcats

2) What's your favorite movie/book genre? Fantasy

3) Are you liberal, moderate, conservative, something else? I just am...

4) Tell something about your faith/lack of faith? God's faithfully walked with me through the fire and the floods and he brought me through every trial.

5) Share one quirky detail about yourself? I like the smell of books

6) Fairy, sword or horse? Horse

7) Alone in woods or home alone? Home alone

8) Will of steel, ocean of feelings or intellectual heights? In others or myself?

9) Escapism or realism? Both

10) Which question did you like the most and why? The one unasked.

Fantasy is cool and I love your quirk! But I would have appreciated if you had even pretended to take special interest in my application, putting them all in same post looked like assembly line production haha

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Fantasy is cool and I love your quirk! But I would have appreciated if you had even pretended to take special interest in my application, putting them all in same post looked like assembly line production haha

Sorry, not my intention. What can I say? I am imperfect.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

Fantasy is cool and I love your quirk! But I would have appreciated if you had even pretended to take special interest in my application, putting them all in same post looked like assembly line production haha

Sorry, you're right, that was a bit thoughtless of me. I apologize.